Spideypool/ Starker Oneshot(s)

Unstable Peter Spideypool AU Part 1

"Oh I see how it is," Wade said, "you need me because I'm perfect for the job." He grinned and laughed over the phone.

"Wilson," Tony Stark groaned, "if you say one more thing I am actually going to-"

"What? Hit me?" Wade laughed once more, "by the sounds of it, you need me."

"Fine, yes." Tony rolled his eyes, "just help us with this small thing and we will give you something in return."

"Fine, I was bored anyways." Wade sighed, "bye bye iron man." Wade hung up and got himself moving towards the Avengers Tower. This would be the second time he had helped them, and he wasn't going to complain. They give some nice rewards, but just what was it that they needed help with this time?

Maybe it's a murder mission

Murder? No way, Stark wouldn't ask for that.

"Ah shut up, we will find out soon enough," Wade said as he fought with the voice inside his head. He pushed through the doors of the tower bumping into someone.

"Hey watch it!"

"My bad," Wade said looking down to see a man who appeared to be young. As he stared he heard mumbling, "um, are you okay?" The man stopped.

"What? Yes! I'm fine, why wouldn't I be?" He stood up and glared at Wade. "Deadpool, right?"

"Glad you know me, yes I-"

"Mr. Stark is waiting in his office for you, "he said quietly, "but be careful some people around are crazy," he smirked, "you know what I mean." Wade wasn't sure if he should laugh or be concerned.

Seems like the only one crazy around here is him

Tell me about it

Wade rolled his eyes at the voices in head, he looked the boy up and down. "Who are you by the way?"

"I'm Peter Parker," Peter explained, "I'm Mr. Starks personal intern." Wade nodded.

"Whelp, nice meeting you Pete." Wade said as he walked off, he made he way to Tony's office with no complications. "I'm sorry you said to do what now?" Tony looked at Wade and sighed.

"I need this person to be execut-"

"Executed!?" Wade couldn't believe what he was hearing, "since when did Tony Stark start killing people?"

"Since hundreds of innocents have been murdered," Tony rolled his eyes, "we have tried detaining him but he has managed to escape twice now. They only thing now is the execute him to prevent more innocents from dying."

"I mean it's no problem, I'm just surprised is all." Wade said, "okay, where are the details."

"Right here," Tony said as he handed over the files, "that should have everything you need." Peter came in closing the door behind him, he handed Tony a sheet of paper.

"This should have the correct information for Deadpool, it seems the report was mixed up." Peter said as he eyed down the file Wade was holding.

"Uh," Wade handed Peter his file while Peter handed him the right file, "here." Peter eyed it down before exiting the room, Wade couldn't help but follow the boy as he left.

"ahem," Tony said rolling his eyes.

"Right, kill a person. I got it," Wade said as he left the room. He noticed Peter was talking to himself, well arguing was more accurate. Peter turned to see Wade, he crossed his arms silencing himself.

"What?"

"Nothing," Wade said looking away then looking back.

"You want something don't you, everybody does." Peter sighed slouching slightly.