So, if you know me irl, you probably already know this story, and at time of writing, this happened TODAY, so a bit of background on my current life: I'm a 14 year old male who lives in Britain, and kinda wishes he lived in Canada (not relevant to the story).
I was In a P.E lesson, and I get changed in a different room, as I used to get bullied in the changing room, so I'm usually a couple of minutes late, or I just can't find my class, but today I could, but then they revealed what we were doing...
Handball.
If you don't know what handball is, don't worry, because nor does anybody else. It's one of those games where everybody has a different set of rules, and nobody can agree on which ones to play, a bit like dodge ball, so I did what I said in the title. Absolutely nothing. But this didn't put my team at a disadvantage, and nobody was trying to pass to me anyway, (apart from once, where I did catch, but the ball was stolen from me before I could do absolutely anything) and my team won. We lost the next game, and then won again, which put us back on the winning field, this whole time, I was doing nothing, giving negative shots about what was going on, untill the last game of the lesson, and the game went on and on, I walked and vaguely followed the ball pretending to care about not just P.E, but school in general, and it was a draw. 2-2. The teacher left it to rock-paper-scizzors, and we lost. Nobody gave a shit apart from the team that won. So why did I call this "Emerald won by doing absolutely nothing"? Because it was a draw, and the meme. Mostly the meme.
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