"MY HAIRLINE!1!1" Screams Jojo in horror. Prince paul runs upstairs as quickly as he can to find out what happened to his beloved sister. "JOJO WHAT HAP-" he stops. He stands still, staring at the bald lady in front of him. His hands slowly makes his way to his waist (the belt them kings put them big a** knives in-) and he slides the big mem- I mean knife out.
Jojo backs away, she was scared and confused on what was happening and why her brother was pointing the knife at her. "J-jake.. what are you doing-" she hesitated to speak. "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT YOU DO TO JOJO!?" Jake yells. "Woah whoa- chill brother.. dont you recognize me?" Jojo says. Just then Jake takes a step. He slowly walks towards her, still pointing the knife at her. Jojo backs away, scared of what her brother was gonna do. Slowly his steps turn into sprinting. Jojo smacks him with her pink purse and escapes her room. She locks the door and runs to her father.
Just as she was about to enter his throne, a voice stopped her. "Dear Jojar, please hear me out." She stops and looks at the bright light coming from behind a door. She gets mesmerized by its look.
A bright pink door with bright glittery jems decorating it. The door nob as shiny as her forehead. She gets tempted to touch the shiny doorknob. Jojo Seaweed grabs the doornob and twists it. It was locked. "FFairydust! I cant open it." Just as she says that, a big sigh comes out of the room. "Of course it won't open you dumb cantaloupe headass. You need a key🙄" "I mean- my child, you need to find the magical key in a bright pink house in the forest." It says. "OhHh! Where is that place?" Johnjo asks. "In the forest you deaf b- I mean- the enchanted forest, child." The mysterious voice replies again. "Ah.. okay. Just tell me the address and I will take my car there." Jojo says. "BUT YOU LIVE IN THE
19TH CENTURY- *cough* child, you shall walk on land with your ug-*cough* beautiful feet."
"Okay enough talking I'm getting bored by you speaking. I shall now walk to my adventurous journey." Interrupts jojo. "Bit-"
~end of chapter 2~
I know this wasnt as secksee as the other chapter but it's bootiful enough. 🙄🤚🏻 dont hAtE ApPrEciAtE
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Jojo and the 7 Dwarfs
FanficOne unknown morning Jojo's hairline went missing. She grabs her adventure stuff and she is on a quest to find her hairline. But on her way she meets these strange people. The 7 Dwarfs.
