Jojo and the 7 Dwarfs

Chapter 3; The Journey Begins

Jojo consumes air and proceeds to stuff spare clothes for the journey. Suddenly footsteps fills the air. Jojo feels a slight touch on her shoulder. She turns around in dramatic, three times. It was just her older brother, Lagoon Pawl. "Oh goodness brother, you made me flinch!" Jojo complained. Lagoon giggles a mighty giggle and looks at her with red eyes. "Jarjar... I hope you be saf in this jarnee. I horpe you don't get devoured by a random bear." He starts cry in middle. (Just a reminder jojo is a f**king giant so she is taller than logas pause.) Jojo picks lograsp up and sways him like a baby while he cries in her new expensive pink barbie edition dress. "Shut up before I devour you." Jojo says, smiling a big generous smile. That being said, she throws Lagoon on the bed and leaves for her journey.

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Minutes passed and it became an hour. Jojo had been lost in the huge jungle. "Oh lord where could I be!??!" She said in concern. It was close to being night and she was abandoned in a scary jungle. She was getting hungry and remembered she forgot to pack food in a hurry to lock her big brother in the room. "Good lord it's so very dark. What if a bear devours me!" She whispered to herself. Each step she took, her heartbeat started beating louder and faster. She held her sweaty hands tight, closed her eyes and started reciting hanuman chalisa. (We stan a hindu kween.) Just as she was walking forward without opening her eyes, her foot bumps into a tree stump. She opens her eyes and finds herself in a completely open and empty space. She sits down on the tree stump and listens to her twin sister's, Jiji sewar, song "Its Everyday Bra." Just then her music gets interrupted by a strange voice. "You know BTS is back!" Jojo jerked her head all ways but no one was there. She ignores it thinking it was just her imagination but another voice starts singing. "Wow gibun joa geolchyeoboneun neoui dirty clothes." Jojo starts to get scared. Who was singing? She stands up to investigate. (Of course miss Karen would inVesTigAte.) "La la la la la la la la la." "WHO'S THERE!?" Jojo shouts. "Aye bro you hear that stuff?" A voice asks. "No Joon, I don't hear it. I am apparently dEaF." Another complains. "Why you so mad? I was just asking." Daddy long legs explains. "Hyung just let his grumpy little self be." Another spoke. "Bro shut it before I break your bugs bunny teeth." The short one threatened. "Look at this little dude think he is tuff." Another spoke. "Shut it 90 year old grandma." The grumpy dude spoke. "Wow, I feel offended. I did not just waste all my life raising your ungrateful ass just to hear you disrespect my age. WhO DO YOU THINK I AM? Do you see this? I cook and do all the work at home and this is how I get treated!" Complains 80% shoulder guy. "There you go again with this bulls**t." "Can you both shut up and proceed walking so we could get home?" Other guy spoke. "But didnt you hear some woman shout?" The smart one asked. "Who cares. I'm getting tired I wanna go home." Other guy spoke. Jojo stands there in confusion and suddenly faints from extreme lack of iron and gold in her body. 😍 "EW WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS THAT LAYING ON THE GROUND!?" "Dude quit being disrespectful. Let's kidnap her and make her out servant." "Great idea!" "JUNGKOOK GET YOUR BUFF A** HERE AND HELP US PICK HER UP!" "OKAY HYUNG!"

~End of chapter 3~