The Better Swan (J. Black)

It's La Push "Baby"

Things have been going normal lately. Well, as normal as getting trained as a banshee by werewolves and vegetarian vampires gets.

I at least learned how to control my volume, which is an A+ in my book.

Anyways, Bella and I walked into the cafeteria- yes we finally talked about the whole 'boyfriend' thing was fake, though I have a few scratches. This chick seriously needs to clip her fingernails- and as she was openly checking out the Ken doll of the Cullen family, I occupied myself with winking flirtatiously at Rosalie which she happily returned. I love that girl.

Bella finally grabbed my arm and pulled us over to Eric, Jessica, Angela, and Mike. "La Push baby, you in?"

"Um, should I know what that means?" I smirk. I practically live on the rez. Hopefully the guys aren't cliff diving today.

"La Push beach, down at the rez. We're all going after school. You two in?" Mike explained.

"Oh hells yes." I smirk at him and he smiles at me.

"And I don't just surf the internet." Eric got up and made a surfing motion making me chuckle.

"Eric, you stood up once. On a foam board." I snort and high five Jessica.

"There's whale watching too. Come with." Angela practically begged Bella. I nudged Bella and she glared at me.

"La Push baby. It's La Push." Bella laughed. "I'll go if you stop saying that."

Bella stood up to go to the salad bar and I went over to the Cullen's table. "Hey my bloodsucking besties. Who wants to bet twenty bucks that my love struck sister will ask you," I point towards the emo with the hero hair, "to go to La Push with us on the rez?" Emmett laughed loudly and pulled me under his arm.

"This is why we like you Screamzone." I laugh and playfully elbow him in the stomach.

"Alright, deal. You are going to owe me twenty dollars." Edward determines and confidently walk over to where Bella stood.

Ooh yay, I get to use my new hearing!

The siblings and I focus on where the two stood and suddenly, it was like a static radio station finally cleared up.

Bella dropped an apple and Edward being the cliche romantic type did that cool bad boy move that had the apple bounce on his foot and into his hands.

Smoooootthhh~

Edward glanced at me smugly and I gave him the finger.

"Thanks....but your mood swings are giving me whiplash." Bella stated breathlessly.

"I said it would be better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't want to be." Edward explained and I nearly facepalmed. What a fuck boy thing to say.

"What does that even mean?" 

"It means if you were smart, you'd stay away from me." I groaned. "He's just asking for a "Bad Boy of the Year Award. He has to know that'll egg her on, right?" I turn to the siblings and they either nodded or chuckled.

I look back and noticed Eddie's glare as Bella looks at the...*cough locals cough*.... Hi Eddie!~You're doing great sweetie! He rolls his eyes with a slight smile on his face.

"So let's say for argument's sake that I'm not smart. Would you tell me the truth?" Tooolllddd yaaa~

"Probably not. I'd rather hear your theories." Edward states, theatrically.

"..Okay...how about radioactive spiders and Kryptonite?" I roll my eyes. Bella is such a dork.

"You're talking about superheroes. What if I'm not a superhero?" If he says 'what if I'm the bad guy' I will literally flip the table.