Friend: what Hogwarts house do you think you'd be i-
Me: SSSSSLYTHERIN BISH.
Friend: *sIgH* why are you like this.
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Me: *slams head on table*
Friend: are you okay
Me: *laughs and cries* I'm high on depression!
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Me: today we have the grand choice of popcorn chicken or popcorn chicken.
Friend: so many choices!
Me: HMM on the one hand I want popcorn chicken, but on the other hand I REEAALLY want popcorn chicken!
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And that's it for today! Farewell!
