Me: potato
Friend: Potato
Me: PoTaTo
FrienD: pOtAtO pOtAtO
Me: POTATOOOOOO
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Friend: my feet are tinyyyyyy
me: my feet are huge.
Friend: my feet are tinyyy
Me: shut up tinyfoot
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Douchebag kid: *being a douche*
Douchebag kid #2: *YELL AND BE ANNOYING*
Douchebag kid #3: *goofing off and shouting*
Me: *internally* today might be the day I kill someone.
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Me: What if kiwis were cannibals?
Friend: They aren't.
Me: ...
Me: But what if they were?
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