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Friend: I SPILLED ROCKS ON THE FLOOR
Me: ONLY ONE THING TO DO *snorts the rocks*
Friend: DON'T DO DRUGS KIDS
Me: WOOO
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Friend: ALEXA PLAY GAY PORN
Amazon Alexa: sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Me: HEY ALEXA FUCK YOU
Amazon Alexa: *shuts off*
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Friend: Alexa play Panic at the Disco.
Amazon Alexa: okay. *plays Justin Beiber*
Friend: Alexa, play Panic At The Disco.
Amazon Alexa: okay. *plays friggin everything but Panic at the Disco*
Friend: *INHALE* FUCK YOU ALEXA
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