Me: I might get a bunny.
Friend: what are you gonna name it?
Me: Oryctolagus Cuniculus.
Friend: ..????
Me: it's the scientific name for a bunny.
Friend: you are a nerd.
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Mom: *talking to Aunt* you are what you eat!
Me: so I'm a dick?
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Teacher: what's one thing about you that's weird?
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: yes?
Me: I don't feel anything except for soul crushing sadness and anger and my happiness is fake and so are my other emotions
Teacher: ...
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