The Rainbow

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Being gay sort of ruined the rainbow for me. I mean every time I see anything with the rainbow on it or some other pride color combination, it's like I feel that as a certified gay I have to be like this:

Me: *sees literally any color combination* ooooo my goodness I have to- *grabs nearest person* *pionts* look!

Me: *giggling like an insane person*

Person: um...

Me: i-it's- it's a *falls to the ground laughing uncontrollably*

Person: *backs away slowly* I'm just gonna- *sprints away like their like depends on it*

Me: ...

Me: what? Did I... *realizes I have no idea how to properly interact with other people*

Me: *sigh*

I'm the same way when someone says something like "stand up strait" or "walk in a strait line" or the ever so famous "you need to think strait"

I'm like: I cAn'T

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