This book will be one shots only of my favorite celebrities. Athletes, actors, singers and youtubers. Most of these guys are married/have a girlfriend but just try to imagine they are single pringle. I do write smut, I will let you know in the chapt...
Date at a comedy club, he shares horrible jokes. "I have a date tonight with Adam." I say while going through the clothes. "Oh yeah? Are you two going to uuh uuh." (F/n) thrusts her hips and I couldn't help but laugh. "No it's just a date, I hope he's not going to think I'm up for that." I say in return. "Come on girl you need some.. dick." (F/n) says the last part quietly. "Look I just want someone that will accept me and my flaws. I want someone to stick around for me not the idea of me or my vagina." I grab the dress I was going to wear tonight and take it to the cashier.
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(Sorry if I don't have good taste.)
"Just call me and let me know how the date went, I want every detail!" I laugh at (f/n) and shake my head on way out the store. "I mean it (y/n)!" She says back. "Alright mom! Alright." I say back sarcastically.
I hope this date goes well, Adam said that we're going somewhere nice so that's why I got a new dress. My doorbell rings and I grab my clutch. I checked my hair before opening the door. "(Y/n).. you look very beautiful." Adam smiles and hands me flowers. "Thank you, you're not bad yourself Adam. Let me go put these in water and then we can head out." I let Adam in and I go put the flowers in some water. When I walked back out he was staring at the pictures on my wall, "See anything that spikes your interest?" He chuckles, "Yeah your (band/sport/other) picture. It's cute that you used to be a (nerd/jock)." I laugh and walk up to him, "Yeah, well that was a long time ago." He grabs my hand, "We should go to dinner." I nod my head in response and he takes me to his car. It wasn't special but it's better than nothing.
We arrive to the comedy club and he opens the doors for me. "Hello do you have a reservation?" The hostess asked Adam. "Yes, Adam Jr." I secretly scrunch my face, 'Adam Jr?'
She shows us to the table which was right in the middle of the floor. "This is nice Adam." He pulls out my chair and I push myself closer. "Thanks." I say. "Welcome (y/n)." The waiter comes with (white/red) wine and pours it in our glasses. "So.. Adam Jr?" He laughs and waits for the waiter to leave, "If I used my real name and someone knew me they would treat me differently. I just want to be low profile, you know?" I nod my head in response, "What if they are good with faces instead of names?" He raises his hands in defeat, "Well I guess that we would've went to somewhere else if that was the case." I sip my water that was next to my wine. "What will we be having tonight?" The waitress clicks her pen and waits to write. "I will have the steak with mash potatoes and asparagus." Adam closes the menu. "And you ma'am?" She turns to me, "I will have (choice of food and 2 sides)." She closes the notepad and gathers our menus. "So tell me about yourself." Adam asks.
Just when I was about to say something about myself I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turn to see a blonde girl with a skimpy dress. "Hi umm that dress... makes you look fat. You should go home and change, it doesn't really suit you." Adam furrowed his brows and my face started to get red. I cover my face in embarrassment, "Are you serious right now? What's wrong with you?" Adam speaks up, I signal him to stop but he doesn't. "I don't know what made you come over here and say that but just because you have looks doesn't mean you're beautiful. Personality is what makes you beautiful and right now you're ugly. So get out of here because you're ugliness is making me have a bad headache." The blonde girl leaves out of the restaurant and I ruined my makeup by crying. "Hey (y/n) don't cry. That stupid girl doesn't know what she's talking about, you're beautiful." He hands me his napkin and I blow my nose.
Suddenly a guy gets on the mic and says that they will start the comedy show soon. "I'm sorry okay? But she didn't ruin our night, I promise." It kinda felt like it, the back of my mind was telling me negative thoughts but I tried shaking them away. The waitress came with our food and we dug in. I honestly didn't feel like eating after what that girl said to me. So I just decided to pick at my food. "Is the food okay?" I nod my head, "Yeah it's just.. that girl was mean to me for no reason. Like I didn't even know her and she was being a bitch for no reason."
The man gets back on the mic and says, "Ahem, ladies and gentleman please welcome Adam DeVine to the stage." Adam smirks and gets up to get on stage.
'Oh my god. Is he serious?'
"Good evening everyone I hope everyone is enjoying their night." Everyone was clapping and welcoming him. "So I knew this guy he would sell shoes and that's how he would make his living. Well I decided to buy a pair, now this is one sketchy guy because he was like, 'Is there a specific shoe you want, man?' I didn't even know what he was selling so I just said no. Anyways so I try them on and they fit pretty comfortable so I bought them. And I swear, I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day." The crowd was quiet and I was snickering but I was trying to attempt to hold back. "Uhh okay, tough crowd. Alright well I went golfing the other day. Golf is really difficult to pin down but my friend and I joined a group so we could get tips. When everyone went once on putting the ball a guy had left in a hurry. I asked the elderly man, 'What's wrong with that guy?' He turned and said, 'oh he got a hole in one.' I was so confused so I just raised my arms in confusion and the man said, 'A hole in one in those pants of his." Adam laughs and the crowed didn't. Then someone spoke up from the back, "Buddy get off the damn stage." Adam puts the microphone back in defeat and sits down embarrassed.
I put my hand on his forearm, "Adam you were funny." The piano was playing to fill the awkward silence that was in the room. "Really?" I smile, "Yeah you're a huge dork with your jokes." He smiles in return, "I really like you (y/n)."
"I like you too Adam." The rest of the night was with bad jokes and memories. Adam and I want to continue dating then when the time is right we'll take things to the next step. Slow pace is everything.
