Diver kneeled over the open toilet, throwing up his previous meal.
"You doing okay?" Aloha asked walking in grabbing his tentacles out of his face.
He glared at Aloha, "does it look like I am?" He groaned throwing up again. "I was perfectly fine yesterday too, stupid Sealing must've gotten me sick..." He mumbled grabbing the counter pulling himself up as he flushed the toilet.
"Wait what happened with the Sealing, Diver did you fuck her?!"
He rolled his eyes washing his face and hands, "yea, so what?"
Aloha facepalmed, "dude you're pregnant."
"I'm a guy remember."
Aloha sighed, "males carry the babies when it comes to Sealings."
"Fuck."
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