A/N: Thank you all so much for 400 reads! It's a number I didn't think I'd reach, and I hope you all enjoy this special!
Sebastian: "Welcome back to another special, milady." *winks*
Ciel: "GODDAMMIT SEBASTIAN, NOT AGAIN."
Sebastian: "But, I didn't do anything wrong, bocchan..." *cries*
Ciel: "Whatever, let's just get this over with. I'm Ciel Phantomhive, and this imbecile is my butler Sebastian, but you obviously already know that. The author of this book has forced us to do this 'prank wars' thing, whatever that is." *yells to author* "You'd better give me my cake after all this is over!"
Author: "Yeah, yeah, stop whining. You'll get your cake back..." *under breath* "Over my dead body."
Ciel: "What?"
Author: "What? OH! NEVER MIND, I SAID NOTHING! NOPE, NOTHING AT ALL!"
Alois: "Don't worry, Ciel, I'll get you cake, too! I'll have Claudeykins make it for you!" *Olé*
Claude: *sighs* "And, of course, I'm Claude Faustus. This is my master, Alois Trancy. I obviously do not want to be here.
Alois: "Y-You don't? I thought you liked spending time with me, Claudeykins?" *cries*
Author: *throws tissue box at Alois* "Anyways, so the way this works is that you have to prank the other players, and whoever gets pranked is out. If the time runs out, the remaining players will be tied. Oh, and also, no teams. Everyone has to survive on their own. I'll be making sure no one cheats. Good luck everyone!"
Grell: *pops head out of a bush* "I want to join, too! This is another opportunity to spend time with my Bassy!"
Undertaker: *pops up from right next to Grell* "He he he... I'd like to join, too.."
Elizabeth: *legit just shows up out of thin air* "I'd like to join, too! We'll have fun! Right, Ciel? *glomps Ciel*
Ciel: *is dying*
Author: "Sure! All of you can join! The more, the merrier! And... START!!"
Everyone: *chaos* *hides in different parts of the manor/garden*
Alois: *hears sound* "Oh, Ciel! Where are you! I know you're there!~"
Claude: *throws pie at Alois's face* "Oh, sh*t... I'll never hear the end of this from the brat."
Alois: "CLAUDE?! HOW COULD YOU?!" *sobs on floor*
Author: "ALOIS IS OUT!" *drags Alois out of the manor*
Elizabeth: *still hiding behind a curtain* "If I don't get caught, I'll be tied with whoever is still standing! And then, I could try a surprise attack! My plan is foolproof!"
Ciel: *Pulls back the curtains* *pours a vase full of water on Lizzy's head* "You idiot. You always used to use the exact same hiding place when we were little." *evil laugh*
Elizabeth: "CIELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!" *cries on floor*
Author: "ELIZABETH IS OUT!" *sighs and drags Lizzy out of the manor, too*
Grell: "Oh, Bassy, darling! Where are you?~"
Sebastian: "Surprise, motherf***er!" *throws frying pan at Grell's face*
Grell: *lying on the floor, half dead* "BASSYYY, WHYYYYY?!?!" *sobs*
Author: "Anddddd, there goes Grell. *yells* GRELL IS OUT!" *drags Grell out*
Undertaker: "He he he..." *hides behind Ciel* *jumps out and forces the 'Ciel dress' on Ciel*
Ciel: "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!" *tries to slap undertaker but is stopped by the author, who drags him out of the room*
Author: "GOD! CALM DOWN, YOU CAKE-OBSESSED BADGER!" *is struggling but manages to drag Ciel out* "CIEL IS OUT! ONLY SEBASTIAN, CLAUDE, AND UNDERTAKER ARE STILL STANDING! TEN MINUTES ARE LEFT, EVERYONE!"
Sebastian: *finds himself face-to-face with Claude* *tries to throw a plastic knife at Claude*
Claude: *dodges* *throws more knives at Sebastian*
Both: *continue dodging and throwing knives*
Undertaker: "He he he..." *throws a bucket of bright pink glitter at Sebastian and Claude* "Oh, it seems I've won! Hehe."
Author: "SEBASTIAN AND CLAUDE ARE OUT! UNDERTAKER IS THE WINNER!! Congrats, undertaker!"
Ciel and Alois: *run in and start slapping their butlers*
Elizabeth: *starts slapping Ciel*
Author: "EVERYONE CALM DOWN! THERE'S CAKE!" *runs out of the room and brings a huge cake that says 'congrats, everyone!'* "Oh yeah, one more thing. Since you won the game, you get this!" *places pink bonnet on Undertaker's head*
Undertaker: "He he he... Thank you.." *grins at Sebastian and Claude*
Sebastian and Claude: *still covered from head-to-toe in pink glitter* *death glares*
Ciel: *stops slapping Sebastian and buries his face in the cake*
Alois: *is still yelling at Claude*
Elizabeth: *is still yelling at Ciel*
Grell: *unconscious*
Author: "Honestly, at this point, everyone is pretty much dead, so please enjoy the rest of your day! I hope you liked this special, and thanks again for reading my book! Goodbye, fellow weeaboos!"
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