Chapter 3 - Attention and Jealousy

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Wed, Mar 27, 3:00 PM
Group: what is happening

Roman👑: GUYSSS

Roman👑: GUESS WHAT

Virgil: Jfc Roman calm the hell down

Virgil: U woke me up

Roman👑: It's 3PM??

Virgil: Exactly

Triggered Nerd 🤖: Please tell me that you were napping and you didn't moronically decide to sleep in until three o'clock.

Virgil: Sure lets go with that

Triggered Nerd 🤖: Let's*.

Virgil: Shut your nerd ass mouth

Roman👑: YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME

Roman👑: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY TOPIC

Virgil: Well then talk

Roman👑: ME AND PATTON HAD A SLEEPOVER!!!

Triggered Nerd 🤖: Patton and I*.

Virgil: I'm actually blocking u

Triggered Nerd 🤖: You*.

Virgil: Omg stop

Roman👑: EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Roman👑: THIS IS ABOUT ME RIGHT NOW

Virgil: Alright fine

Virgil: What happened at this sleepover

Virgil: ;)

Roman👑: No nothing like that you heathen

Virgil: I'm a sinner, thank you very much

Roman👑: Same difference

Virgil: All you sinners stand up, sing hallelujah!

Roman👑: ?????

Roman👑: Virgil, are you high?

Virgil: High on emo crack

Triggered Nerd 🤖: Are you planning on telling us what happened at this sleepover today or next year?

Roman👑: I WANT to explain it right now but SOMEONE keeps on interrupting me

Virgil: I wonder who that could be

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