Danganronpa ToD

OMG the hiatus is o v e r

UN: I procrastinated for most of that hiatus haha f u c k-

UN: Snicc snacc, I gotta speed write-

UN: From Bolkoniczka, Kaito is trapped in a room in which he can float and is all space like for this and the next ask

Kaito: Excuse me what-

Poof

Kaito: Well

Kaito: At least I can breath

UN: Ummmm, who's next-

UN: From RikiZee, Everyone tell us your best joke

UN: HOO BOY WE HAVE 42+ KIDDOS GUY/GAL/NONBINARY PAL-

UN: So this guy goes to a farm, and he goes "Hi I would like to purchase two chickens"

UN: And the farmer goes "Oh, we call chickens cocks here."

UN: And the guy is like "Ok, can I also have a donkey?" And the farmer is like "Yee, but we call donkeys asses here."

UN: And the donkey the guy purchased was very special, because you had to scratch it every 5 minutes to make it move

UN: So he starts riding the donkey home, with the chickens in his hands

UN: After 5 minutes, the donkey stops, but his hands are full so he can't scratch it

UN: A lady passes by, and the guy says

UN: "Excuse me miss, but could you hold my cock while I scratch my ass?"

Shuichi: You're 13-

UN: Shhshsh-

Shuichi: Uh...

Shuichi: Why did the stoner cross the road?

Shuichi: Who else would follow a chicken...

Kokichi: Pff-

Kokichi: A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

Shuichi: That's not appropriate-

Rantaro: If you haven't noticed, we aren't appropriate

Rantaro: When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Korekiyo: Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Korekiyo: Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

Rantaro: hOlY sHiT, kIyO-

Angie: Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.

Angie: "You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."

Angie: Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

Kaito: *Yelling from space* Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? He wanted to visit Pluto

Maki: A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other naked for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."

Maki: The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."

Maki: Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"

Kaito: *Yelling* hEy-