UN: HewwOwO I'm back from a month long vacation
Kaito: *Drops from sky* YOU
UN: Ah shit, here we go
Kaito: *Starts to strangle* WERE YOU THE ONE WHO PUT ME UP THERE
UN: *Squeak*
Kokichi: Momota you shouldn't choke a random stranger
Kaito: *Lets go* SO I'LL STRANGLE YOU
Kaito starts storming towards Kokichi
Shuichi appears with a knife
Shuichi: I think not
Maki: *Also appears with another knife* Get away from Kaito
Shuichi: Only if he gets away from my boyfriend
Maki: *Glares before grabbing Kaito and walking off*
Wolf: Gonta-
Gonta: Who the hell are you
Wolf: D:
Sonia: Fuyuhiko, I have to ask you a question-
Peko: You will call him by his last name *Reaches for sword*
Sonia: ,,,Kuzuryuu
Peko: *Nods approvingly*
UN: Anyways, MunkiSmol asked "Hey Kiyo, how're you? How's life wHY weRe yOU cOugHiNg"
Korekiyo: I'm sick. A disease that can't be cured.
UN: Oof
UN: AshyAkina1293 asked "So to pregame tenko: Why do you hate women?"
Tenko: Ugh, do you even have to ask? They over exaggerate everything. They're always looking for drama. They're all fake as fuck. Need I say more?
UN: Feeling slightly offended-
Tenko: Good
UN: D:
Himiko: But girls are cute!!! You just gotta try a little harder!!!
UN: The turns have been tabled
UN: _Buttymanhey_ asked "Here’s an ask to the DR1 characters. Hey, Makoto. Do you have feelings for a certain Heir? (Not the Imposter.)"
Makoto: *Blushu* What? I-Uh,,,Maybe??
Tsumugi: But Kyoko and Makoto are supposed to get together! That's how the ship works what the fuCK!
Tsumugi: JUNKO BACK ME UP ON THIS
Junko: I've been trying to get the gays together for months nope-
Byakuya: What
Junko: Nothing!
UN: Bolkoniczka asked "Soooo... pregame guys. Did you know you were all chosen to participate in danganronpa? Shuichi, you were the ultimate detective and protagonist following chapter 1 to the end so you didn't die, Gonta was the ultimate entomologist and cinnamon roll, Kaede was the protagonist for the 1st chapter and the ultimate pianist, Angie was... (and I just tell them everyone's talent in drv3)"
Shuichi: I don't die?
Shuichi: *Getting more angry* I don't get executed?!?
Kaede: On the contrary, it seems like I do. Are you really that sick and twisted that you want to die?
Shuichi:
Shuichi: *Starts drooling* Please insult me more
Kaede: Ew
Kaede: And pianist? Seriously?
Kokichi: S-Supreme Leader? I couldn't lead anyone?
Kaito: Astronaut? What a lame fucking talent the fuck? You can't kill anyone with that
Angie: Artist??? Who do I draw for
Tenko: At least I can beat up girls with my talent
Himiko: OOOOO MAGICIAN!!!
Gonta: Cinnamon roll? The fuck?
Korekiyo: Anthropologist? I mean, I guess cultures are fun to learn about
Kirumi: Maid? As if I would let myself go down to that level
Ryoma: Tennis player sounds fun!
Rantaro: Survivor.....*Deep suffering sigh*
Miu: Inventor? I could help so many people with that!
Tsumugi: Ooo I already cosplay for my job and advertisements!
Kiibo: Robot????? How does that work?
Maki: Assassin??? But I don't want to kill anyone
Maki: Unless it's for Kaito
UN: Oof
UN: Violet_Booklover said "I have a dare!!!
I dare rantarou and ouma to fall in love with eachother and shuichi and korekiyo have to watch them and put up with it!!
This'll last for 15 chapters XDRantaro: Kokichi I really like you!
Kokichi: Me too!
Shuichi: *Raises knife*
Korekiyo: *Forces hand down* Don't
UN: DanganRonpaEvilNaegi asked "Can sodam happen same with naegime"
Sonia: If Sodam refers to Souda and Gundham, then no, it will not be happening as me and Gundham are together
Makoto: Naegime? Is that,,,me and Togami?
Byakuya: Then yes. Yes we are.
Makoto: What
Byakuya: *Kissu*
UN: *SCREAMS* SHIP
Junko: YAS FINALLY
Tsumugi: nOoooOoOOOOOo!
UN: Alright but *Snaps*
Shuichi: Ugh my head hurts what happened
Kokichi: Shumai!
Junko: They're not pregame anymore?
Wolves disappear
Gonta: Eh?!
Maki: Did,,,I threaten to kill people over Kaito
Kaito: yes. Yes you did
Maki: Disgusting
UN: Alright so you might be wondering why everyone is back to normal
UN: The thing is I'm ending this book
Kokichi: what-
UN: Yeah, I wanna focus on other stories and I barely update this one anyways so,,,,
UN: It's been a fun ride guys! Thanks for reading! Hope you can find another book like this that still updates!
UN: Bye bye!
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