Infinity War (My Version)

Titan

I=tony stark
P=peter parker
St=doctor strange
S=Starlord
D=drax
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Ebony maws ship starts to crash on titan

I-anyone got any bright ideas on how to land this

St-not a clue

I-well kid get over here and help me

Tony grabs a lever and so does peter and they pull back as hard as the can but it doesnt do any good it still crashes

Peter get up and walks out of the ship

I-we need to find a way back to earth thanos is probably on his way now

St-I agree

Peter comes running back in

P-I just wanna say that if some alien plants its eggs in and I wind up eating one of you I'm sorry

I-if I hear one more pop culture reference...

P-I'm trying to say something is coming

All of a sudden star lord and drax come into the ship

Starlord shoots at them but doesn't hit anyone

Drax comes toward peter

P-please dont put your eggs in me

Peter webs up drax and he falls to the ground

Starlord grabs peter and points his gun to peters head and tony points his hand pulsor towards drax

S-alright everyone chill the eff out now I'm gonna ask you this one time time where's Gamora

I-ill do you one better who's Gamora

D-ill do you one better why is Gamora

S-you tell me where she is or I'm gonna fry this little freak

I-ok you shoot my guy ill shoot yours

D-do it quill i can take it

St-no he can't one blast would blow him apart

S-fine ill kill all three of you and beat it out of thanos myself

I-thanos?

St-okay let me ask you this one time what master do you serve

S-what master do I serve what am i supposed to say jesus?

I-you're from earth

S-I'm from Missouri

I-yeah that's earth dipshit why are you hassling us

P-wait your not with thanos

S-with thanos no who are you guys

P-were the avengers man

Star lord lets peter go

S-you're the ones thor told us about

I-wait you know Thor?

S-yeah tall guy not that handsome needed saving

They walk outside

I-alright we need a plan

P-like what

I-we have one advantage he's coming to us well use it so here's what im thinking

Drax yawns

I-are you yawning right in the middle of me breaking it down

S-we usually wing it

I-we cant just wing it

P-so what is it you guys actually do

D-we kick names and take ass

S-thats right......wait what

I-oh god just get over here

Tony starts telling them a plan and he looks up and sees doctor strange fliping out

I-hey doc you okay

Doctor strange doesnt respond

Tony walks over to him and shakss him and doctor strange falls to the ground breathing heavily

I-hey you okay

St-i looked toward into the alternate futures of the coming conflict

S-how many did you see

St-fourteen million six hindred and five

I-how many did we win

St-one