It was later in the day. Karmen and I grabbed food and drove back home.
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"Oou I should go live. We can have a mukbang." Karmen propped up her phone beside a candle and arranged the food neatly.
"Hey guys." She smiled at the camera. "Laila c'mon I'm live hurry up." She shouted. "I jogged from the kitchen to the living room. "AYE AYE." I mocked Ed's saying.
"How are y'all." I sat next Kar. "Edwin tease." She winked at the camera. I rolled my eyes. "Anyways. We bout to eat that good good." My shoulders danced.
"Laila is so cute." Someone commented. "I know, but tanks." I cheesed putting a fry into my mouth.
My phone kept going off. I was being tagged left and right. Then Z FaceTimed me. "Hey babe." I stood up. "Yo what happened with Sammi and Tiffany today?" The Canadian on the other line asked. My eyes widened. I walked into my bedroom.
"How'd you know I saw them today?" I sat on my bed. "There's a video of you telling them off in a nail salon telling them off." He said. "Shit." I put my hand on my head.
"It was lowkey badass. Like you got zero chill." He giggled. "I had to put a bitch in her place." I shrugged. "Look baby. Sammi is just a friend. I don't think she means any harm, she wouldn't hurt a fly. I think? But anyways, I heard she interested in someone." He tried to reassure me.
"If your headass don't sh-. Ok ok whatever. But I'm keeping my eye on her roach self and her treesh of a friend." I raised my eyebrow. "Alright bye. I love you." He smiled adorably. "I love you, bye." I hung up the phone.
I walked back to the living room. "Sorry Z called." I sat back down next to Karmen. "That's cool. I was keeping them entertained. And um someone recorded our encounter with those roaches." Karmen sipped her water. "I know. But WELP!" I shrugged
"Hey girlies." Tiffany commented. "Bitch get the fuck off my goddamn live sniff a knee. Laila get the fucking raid." Karmen shouted. "I'm weak. Nooooooo you didn't." I laughed.
"Now Sandy cheeks up in this bitch." She continued. "Sammi?" I wiped my tears from laughing so hard. "Yup." Karmen shook her head.
"What's so funny?" Tiffany commented again. "You bitch. Your tight ass nose." Karmen didn't stop. But I didn't care. I was dying beside her. "Kar why you going for they necks bro." I wheezed.
"Because Ed-. Never mind" She scratched her head. "Shit. You got me wheezing up in this bitch. Nick I need your inhaler." I tried to calm myself down.
"I gotchu." Nick commented. Karmen cleared her throat. "Anywhore. Who's seen the video and do I look good?" She asked at the live . "It's only audio." One of the beanz commented. "Shit I gotta check this out." I pulled out my phone.
I scrolled through my tagged photos "Got it." I put the phone in front of Kar and I. "I'm really that bitch." I flipped my hair. "PERIODT." Karmen yelled. "We left them speechless." I turned off my phone and put in my pocket.
"We weren't speechless." Sammi commented. "Why the fuck you on my live for. You ain't even follow me. And hop off Z's dick." Karmen snapped.
"How you gon say you weren't speechless when your jaw hung open and ya cheeks turned pink. And the other one's eyes fucking widened. And y'all had nothing to say for a while. So please tell me, how you weren't speechless again?" I ranted.
"Ok guys, there are too many fucking roaches in this live so we gon finish our food in peace. Byyyee." Karmen put up the peace sign and ended the live.
"I think we ran out of raid." I sat back on the couch.
