If Life Went My Way

No One Will Notice?

I wake up in my bed with my cat on my back and a splitting headache. 'Oh. So this is what a hangover feels like'. My tired brain can think of one and only one solution to this problem;COFFEE!!! As usual I always drink coffee in the mornings. I may be only 21 but I've had the addiction to coffee like a 40 year old at 16.
Before I could sit up I noticed Hannah wasn't there. Then I noticed something else. I felt a warm sticky mass at my butt. I fell asleep in my day clothes so I was still wearing my jeans from yesterday. The mass was huge and spread from my butt to my urethra. I loved this feeling.
Before moving Sophira(my cat) off my back, I made sure no one was upstairs or heading that way. After listening for a minute I heard nothing. So I woke up Sophira and waited for her to move. She did so reluctantly.
I slowly stood up, my knee cracking slightly, while making sure no poop got on my blankets or bed. I made my way to my full length mirror and just stood there admiring the reflection I saw.
The bulge was huge and made it look like I was wearing a diaper. I pressed my finger into it; it sent a tingle through my spine and a light throb to my vagina. I was so wet it may have looked like I pissed myself if this mess wasn't already in my pants.
I then pressed on the front of my mess, causing my vagina to throb even more. I began to rub up and down, my mess making it ten times more enjoyable. I soon forgot about my hangover as I stood there rubbing my throbbing clit.
I look at my clock after 5 minutes of this. It was almost 10 which was my usual wake up time. I started to think of ways I could hide this mess.
'Well my panties are defiantly trash so no point saving them. I could try to empty my pants out into my toilet and clean my jeans on my own' I went to the upstairs bathroom, thank God it was right next to my room, and closed the door quietly.
I began to peel off my jeans attempting to keep my mess contained in them. With partial success I proceeded on dumping the mess into the toilet along with flushing my disastrous panties down with it as well. I took as much toilet paper I needed to clean up, while secretly wishing they were baby wipes. I cleaned any mess that may have fallen out of my jeans and began to somewhat clean my jeans in the sink.
When I was satisfied the washer would get the rest of it, I quietly peaked out of the door and made sure no one was upstairs. No one was. So I took my jeans and quickly went into my room and shut the door. I looked at my clock again.
'10:10. Not too bad for a quick cleanup' I thought to myself. Since I no longer had school and i didn't have to work until Monday I grabbed a lose tank top and sweatpants and headed downstairs after burying my soiled jeans in my laundry basket.
On my way downstairs I desperately hoped no one would notice if I smelled. When I got downstairs my sister Reese and Hannah were playing Super Mario bros. on the Wii like they normally do when Hannah's here. Mom wasn't in the kitchen or near the washer and dryer so I assumed she was doing housework outside. There was still enough coffee for a cup.
'I guess the gods decided I needed a prize for my quiet and quick cleanup' and plus I don't mind making another pot cause I know the majority of people will take more coffee gladly.
I grabbed my Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows mug and poured creamer into it. Then I greedily took the remaining cup of coffee.
"Good morning" said hannah. Her talking made me jump slightly.
"Morning" I said in a much raspier tone. That was all that was said. Then I asked if I could join their game, they happily said I could and I grabbed a remote and began to play. We sat like this for about an hour by then it was lunch time and I was very hungry. I made myself a ham sandwich and that's when mom came back inside.
"Wattcha doin girls?" she asked cheerfully. Which she always does.
"We were playing Mario and I got hungry" I responded while putting the sandwich in my mouth. She just nodded.
"Are you planning on doing anything else?" She said in her usual sarcastic tone.
"I may go swimming but other than that probably not" I said with a mouth full of food. She looked at me with her 'You need to at least do something productive' look.
"Awe come one mom. I'm an adult now but I just graduated college. Can i have a little break?" I pleaded. She simply rolled her eyes sarcasticly and walked away.
'Actally, this wouldn't be a bad time to look at some apartments and job openings. I have plenty of free time so that shouldn't be too hard.' And I want to have 2 rooms so one can be a guest room and the other, my nursery. For when I find a mommy to love me.
I decide I will do this at some point today and finish my sandwhich and go back to playing Mario.

I felt the urge to pee later during the game. Part of my brain wanted to 'Just go then and there' but the other half said 'You will have plenty of time for that when you live alone'. I decided to hold it and go later.