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(Haha, I needed this)

Starfire came to earth one to meet her ex, Mikey, hoping to get with him again. She went to Hero High and was greeted by a blonde kryptonian.

"Hello, who are you and why are you here?" the kryptonian asked.

"I'm Starfire. I'm looking for Mikey."

"Why?"

"I want to make out with him again."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Didn't I make myself clear?"

"He already has a wife and that's me."

"What?!"

"Didn't he tell you?"

"He just said we couldn't be together. Why does he want you more than me anyway?"

At that moment, Lighrspeed turned up at the school gates and she the two girls," Uh..."

Supergirl told Mikey," You never told me you dated someone while you were dating me."

"Uh..."

"And you never explained why we broke up," Starfire said with her hands on her hips.

"Uh... I'm screwed, aren't I?"

"Damn right you are!!" they both screamed. The speedster was chased around the school campus by the kryptonian and tamaranian.

(Hahahahahahaha. That needed to happen in the series.)

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