Xenoverse Chronicles: The Stories Of Poutine, Menma, And Cargeso

I SPARKLE BITCH

It was late in the day, and Cargeso had managed to finish another mission successfully for the Time Patrol. He bought a bottle of water at the item store, sipping it slowly. It was nothing like the water on New Namek, but that's why he liked it. So sweet, so fresh, so clean. 'It must be the brand.' He thought to himself.

"CARGI-SENPAI!" A childish voice said from behind him, just before he was tackled to the ground. "CARGISENPAIFRIEZASENSEITAUGHTMEHOWTOGOGOLDENAFTERIVISITEDTHEWARPINTIMETOGOTOTHEFRIEZASHIPANDICANSPARKLEWHILEIFIGHT!!!!!"

"Whoa there Poutine, slow down kiddo." Cargeso said sitting up and holding the young Frieza Race boy in his lap. "Ok. Nice and slow for me. What's got you so excited?"

Poutine jumped up, bending his knees and elbows, his tiny fists pointing downward. He exploded with a golden ki, his normally brown gems and periwinkle body changing to shades of gold and purple.

"I'M SPARKLY BITCH!" He shouted, causing time paterollers around him to giggle, watching their young comrade's excitement.

"Oooh! You're quite a powerful kid Poutine! Who taught you that?"

"Frieza did! And now I run the Frieza Force! It's the Poutine Force now!" Poutine said, beginning to bounce up and down, still in his Golden form.

"Wh.... But..... How?" Cargeso said, staring at the small Frieza in disbelief. "You're only 11 Poutine, you can't run an empire!"

"That's why I appointed Menma was one of my Advisors! I want you to be one too!"

"I...heh heh heh.... Well alright Poutine. I'll advise you. You're getting really strong ya know. You've already surpassed me."

"Heh, yeah! I'm a good nugget! Get it? Cuz I'm gold?"

"Buh dum tss!" Cargeso said, smiling. "Lets go buy you some lunch. My treat." Cargeso, said, walking off with Poutine.