An Unlikely Pair! Enter Turlug!

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"Unf!" Cargeso grunted. The blow from Slug had caught the namekian time patroller off guard, just in time for Turles to send him flying. The two were back at it, having been freed from Towa's grasp.

"Awe, look at the little baby!" Slug teased. He let out a dirty laugh, grabbing Cargeso's skull and squeezing, causing the weaker namek to scream in pain.

"This is for all the trouble you Time Patrollers gave us earlier." Turles said, charging up a blast.

"Oi. Cut the shit, ya know?" A large, bulky namekian stood before them, his coal colored pupils boring a hole into Slug. Slug noticed immediately this wasn't a normal namekian though. He wore armor from the Frieza force, and had two identiacal robotic arms, skinny on the upper arm, and massive, bulky, Cannon sized claws for for arms and hands. Under his armor, he wore a tight, one piece black suit, similar to Slug himself. But the most striking feature was the black tuft of hair covering his right eye. "Leave him alone. Or else."

"Who the hell do you think you are, you damn weirdo?;" Slug said, throwing Cargeso to the side and getting ready to fight.

"I'm you. And you. Ya know?" The weird namek said, looking at the two Villans. "Call me Turlug. I'm a fusion of both of you, from a world where you learned manners, ya know?"

"Interesting. And how long does this fusion last?" Turles asked

"As long as we want ya pansy-ass sonuvabitch." Turlug snarled, getting into a fighting position.

Slug spat on the ground, charging in with Turles, and easilly being slapped into the dirt with the Saiyan. The two spat out the chunks of soil they had managed to get in their mouth and Slug was now even more furious, once again charging blindly and getting pimp-slapped into the dirt.

Cargeso watched the fight, using a healing item to get back up to a sitting position. He watched the fusion dominate his two opponents, until finally they retreated.

"You saved me." Cargeso said.

"I guess." Turlug said. "I guess to pay me back, you can buy my two halves a burger, ya know? Sound good?"

"Yeah. You got it." Cargeso said smiling.

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