Xenoverse Chronicles: The Stories Of Poutine, Menma, And Cargeso

A casual Intermission! Xenoverse Chronicles Special: Meet the Fusions!

Heyyo! Guldobean here! I decided to change things up a bit and do an "episode" of the story where I, the author, interview several of the Existing fusions in the story Thus far, just so we can learn more about the fusion characters I've designed, and added personalities to. Without Further ado, here are our Fusions!

Over here we have Zamubosi! Say hi, Zamu-chan!

"H-hey....." Zamubosi said, waving nervously from his chair.

And next up is Frotto!

"Aloha~" Frotto said with a wink. He seemed very confident about himself.....

Moving on to Turlug!

"Tch. Yo." Turlug said, throwing up a lazy peace sign.

And the Handsome Dodobon!

"I dunno about handsome....." Dodobon said.

And last but not Least, Kamillo!

"Whoop whoop!" Kamillo shouted, clearly excited.

Let's start with Zamubosi. Now Zamubosi, what kind of fusion are you?

"I-Im a Potara fusion. Between Zamasu and his older Brother Orobosi." Zamubosi said.

Awesome! Why did you choose to fuse?

"Orobosi felt he had no way to protect his newborn brother From Zeno's terror. So they fused into me."

That stinks. So on to a lighter question..... Out of your two halves, which one are you most like?

"Isn't it obvious? Orobosi of course." He said

Yeah dumb question on my part. Thank you Zamubosi! Onto you Frotto! Who are you a fusion of?

"I'm a fusion of Frost and Hit."

Where does the extra "to" from your name come from?

"It comes from Hit. Hit's name in Japanese it Hitto, so we used that to make mine."

Alrighty. So what kind of fusion are you?

"I'm a Bond Fusion. Frost and Hit made me as a way of expressing their love. I'm a walking relationship!" Frotto said with a smile.

Thanks so much Frotto! Now, Turlug, why did you choose to fuse?

"Well...." Turlug started, blushing. "You see... Uh... They were uh..... Y-y'know...... When I first came around......"

Um.... No? I'm not sure the audience does know. Also, how?!

"They figured something out." He said his blush darkening. "Can we move on....?"

Yeah sure. I suppose if the audience thinks hard enough they figure it out. Anyways, as I'm sure most noticed, your two halves, Turles and Slug, both have a bit of a speech quirk. Turles seems to say, "ya know?" A lot, and Slug swears a lot. On top of that, you seem to be more like Slug, personality wise. How did you get that balance in the fusion?

"They know each other well, ya know? Both of them know each other as well as they know themselves. I supposed that ended up balencing me out when I was made."

Sweet. Last question for you.... Slug loves burgers, and Turles' favorite food is fruits of all kinds. So what's yours?

"Uh, duh. Hawaiian burgers. You get the burger Patty, cook it, make it like a normal burger, but ya add a ring of Pinapple."

Huh. I should have guessed that. Anyways, moving on to Dodobon! I really wanted to know, and I'm sure the audience does too..... What do your halves think of you?

"Dodoria and Zarbon are really complicated, even to me. I can feel that while they dislike each other quite a bit..... They love being me. They love that their favorite parts of each other are seen in me. Dodoria admires Zarbon's intelligence, and Zarbon Admires Dodoria's strength."

I see. I'll bet it's really hard to get them to unfuse into themselves though.

"Not really. They do like being me, but they don't like being seen being me. Usually they fuse before bed, and I sleep for them."

Interesting. What would you say is your greatest desire as an individual?

"To not be judged. I feel like Dodoria and Zarbon only make me in private because they're scared of what people think I mean. They aren't lovers or friends. They just make me to cope with the fact that life sucks, and I can be a breath of fresh air for them. I'm a coping mechanism."

Well, I'm certainly not judging them for making you. I'm sure a lot of the audience understands this too. Something you have you know people will judge you for and think the wrong things about you. For me, it's my massive stuffed animal collection. I use them for coping with my anxiety issues, but I feel like people judge me for toting one around in my bag, and will somehow think I'm not able to survive as an adult.

"Yeah. Its something like that."

Well, I suppose we feel you Dodobon. Last but not least, we have Kamillo! Now.... I've gotten plenty of PM's from close friends on Amino who realized that you simply shouldn't exist, under any circumstances. Can you explain to them why you are for us?

"Yeah sure thing Bean. To start it off.... I wasnt a happy accident in the beginning. Piccolo was extremely abusive to everyone around him, even Kami. He was, and still is very sadistic and evil. But when the war broke out, he had no choice but to fight with the rest of Earth's hero's, who were fighting him moments before. Kami later on learned of Bond Fusion from Cooler, which meant as soon as Piccolo heard of it, he knew he had to try it. Piccolo hated the humans of Earth, so he felt his only option was Kami. He managed to convince Kami to Bond Fuse with him."

And that made you?

"Er... No. It made my evil self, Picami. He was violent, abrasive, and powerful too. He used his power to beat back a low level angel and kill her. Kami was horrified and broke the fusion immediately, and the two kinda..... Understood each other for a moment. You see, bond fusion is a weird kind of fusion. You have three sets of thoughts going on. Yours, your partners, and the fusion's independent thoughts. That's where they understood. From Picami's thoughts. Anyways, Piccolo toned himself down quite a bit after that, spending a lot of time thinking when he wasn't fighting."

But when did you come in?

"Well, It was the first time Kami was threatened. The angels finally figured out that Picami was the one who killed that angel soldier, and sent someone twice as strong to kill him. After some Intel gathering they found out he was a fusion, and went off to kill Kami to stop the fusion from happening. Piccolo came in the nick of time, shoving Kami away and losing an arm in the process. He regrew it obviously. Kami knew they would need Picami to fight the angel, so he offered to fuse again. Piccolo agreed,but instead of Picami, they got me, Kamillo."

Alright..... So tell me this..... Why do they like to be you so much?

"Well, after I defeated the second Angel, I told them it felt great to be me. I guess that triggered some sort of reaction in them, causing them to realize what a great team they made when they worked together. Plus, Piccolo got paranoid about leaving Kami alone. If one died, they both did. I guess they started to get close or something, because the next time I see you about, I was much stronger. I have a feeling they're in love now. Strange for a namekian, but not impossible."

Facinating! Welp, that's all the time we have guys! Until next time!

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Though The other fusions don't realize it, a mystery fusion had been watching the whole interview. He smirked, uncrossing his arms and walking away with a chuckle, his tail swaying contentedly.

Who was this fusion? Had we seen him before? I know I mentioned him several times in the course of the 23 previous chapters! Until next time!