Cargeso couldn't help but stare at Turlug. He was so strange. He seperated, back into Turles and Slug, with the Dark skinned Saiyan stretching.
"That was Crazy, Ya know? We make a good team, Slug!" Turles said.
"Yeah. I guess. Though Turlug speaks a lot like you do." Slug grumbled.
"Yeah, but he has your foul mouth." Turles said.
"So are you two going to hurt anyone?" Cargeso said.
"Why the fuck would we do that?" Slug snapped. "We saved you for a reason."
"We did?" Turles said, blinking in surprise. Slug shot him a look and Turles still didn't seem to get it.
"Oh my fuck." Slug sighed. "We did it to get food."
"Oh. Oh yeah!" Turles said lighting up.
"You just want food?"
"Yeah. We haven't eaten a proper meal in ages, ya know?" Turles said. Cargeso blinked, not fully believing it. Turles and Slug we're supposed to be evil, right? They must be plotting something.
"You promised us Burgers." Slug said. Cargeso heard the growl from Slug's stomach and the evil namek looked away, a faint purple tint to his cheeks.
"Well alright. There should be a place in the business district this way." Cargeso said, leading them to The food shops. They managed to get there, order, and make it back to the fountain with no problem. The two ate their burgers happily, sighing in relief.
"This is a good burger, Ya know?" Turles said with a mouthful of food.
"Lemmie taste."
"Lemmie taste yours then." They swapped burgers, taking a bite, then swapping back.
"Pretty good." Slug said.
"Yeah, I know! They have good food here!"
They finished eating and Cargeso lead them to a nice clearing. They sat under a tree, the two dozing off pretty quickly. Cargeso was so confused, watching the two fall asleep in a pile. What timeline we're they from? Why were they so comfortable around each other? What kind of fusion made Turlug?
Maybe he would get these answers, maybe not. For now, his job was to keep an eye on them.
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Xenoverse Chronicles: The Stories Of Poutine, Menma, And Cargeso
أدب الهواةJust a bunch of oneshots or 2 or 3 part shorts involving my custom characters in Xenoverse 2 and an au of mine. Mostly written like an anime after a while. Some cac's have interactions with each other, others with canon characters, but most of them...
