"Today's the day! Eeeee!"
"Jesus Ryan, calm the fuck down."
"Fuck you Pete. We arrive in France in just 3 hours! Aren't you excited?"
"Eh. I've been there many times I don't think it'll be any different."
"Shut your fuck Pete."
*scoff goes the emo fuck*
"Well fine! I'm going to have breakfast by myself you bitch."
*scoff*
Ryan makes his Way to the ships bakery for a muffin.
Oh but this can't be a normal lonely trip to the bakery now is it?
"Hi what would you like?"
"I would like a chocolate chip muffin please with an iced latte."
"Ok that'll be $9.57."
"Jesus." Ryan mutters Unser his breath while pulling out a 10 dollar bill.
"Thank you and 43¢ will be your change. I'll go get that muffin and coffee for ya OINK OINK SCREEEEEEEE!"
"Oh sorry about him. Shane is a little-" *finger swirl next to head thing meaning crazy idk*
"Oh hi Brendon."
"Hi Ryan. How are you this fine day?"
"Excited for France . You?"
"Same. Are you gonna do the tour thing?"
"No. I would much rather do my own thing than sit on a fucking bus with people and listen to them talk."
"Heh. Hey, if you wouldn't mind me tagging along i would love to spend a day with you."
*dramatic gasp*
"Are. You? ThE Brendon forehead last name asking me on a date?"
Brendon being the meme bitch he is pulls out a piece of paper and gives it to Ryan.
"What is this?"
"Open it and see."
*Ryan unfolds the paper to see-*
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"What?"
"Oh sorry wrong one. Hold on..."
*Brendon gives Ryan another paper*
*Ryan unfolds it*
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"Why the hell fo you have these?"
"None of your business."
"Oink I gert de moofon nd latie."
"Thanks."
Ryan sits down and Brendon sits across from him.
"So, is that a yes?"
"For what?"
"The France thing."
"Ohhhh yeah sure."
"Cool."
