They were in France. They just got settled into there hotel rooms. They had the same roommates that had on the boat.
Frank was fast to get his stuff in the room cause he was meeting Gerard at the lobby of the hotel Gerard was staying at.
Ryan just ordered Jon to take his shit so he could get started on his day.
It was 10 am.
Ryan meets Brendon outside of a small cafe they decided to meet at.
"Hey." Brendon said
"Bonjour."
"What does that mean?"
*Ryan face palms*
"It means hello dip shit."
"Oops."
Frank Uber's his Way to the Way
IDK WHAT IM DOING
"Frankie!"
"Hi Gerard."
"So, how about we get this day started."
"Whatever you want."
"Let's go get lunch. I'm hungry."
"Where should we go?"
"I saw this cafe that looked pretty good when I was getting here."
"Let's go there then."
Pete was with Patrick begging him to take him to Olive Garden.
"Pete, this is France not Italy."
"But America has Olive Garden, shouldn't France have it then?"
"Pete, no."
"Pete, yes."
"No."
"Fineee. At least come get lunch with me."
"No. I'm tired."
"Ugh you're no fun."
"Excuse me? Do you know who I am?"
"Do you know what I think you are?"
"Do you know who I think I am?"
"Hey, I hate to... intrude... but you're causing a scene." Josh buts in.
"This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race." Pete says.
"Id a ga da arm ra." Patrick says mocking Pete.
"Jesus Christ." Josh says walking aWay.
Josh decided to take the tour cause he had no idea what he was gonna do on his own or how.
Just so happens Josh finds Tyler on the bus that was picking people up.
"Hi Tyler."
"Hello Josh. How are you."
"Good."
"Cool."
Pete decides just to go out to lunch on his own. He walks into a cafe to be greeted with Gerard, Frank, Ryan, and Brendon at a booth.
"Hey guyssss."
"Ayyyy Pete." Frank says.
"Sorry I'm intruding on your double date-"
"It's not a date." All four of them say at once.
*Pete throws hands up defensively*
Pete decides to join them for lunch.
It was sort of an awkward silence for a while before the waiter came.
Soon the waiter came. He was average night, red hair, and a lot of tattoos. His name tag read Andy H.
"Bonjour. Je m'appelle Andy et je votre serveur. Puis je vous commencer avec quelques boissons?" (Hi. My names Andy and I'll be your waiter. Can I start you off with some drinks?)
"Ugh English-?" Brendon said.
"Bonjour! Oui! Nous aurons 4 eaux. Merci!" (Hi! Yes! We will have 4 waters. Thanks!Ryan butted in.
A/N OK SORRY IF IM GETTING THIS FRENCH WRONG. IM NOT FLUENT YET AND IM USING A little GOOGLE TRANSLATE.
And with that Andy walks away.
"You know french?" Brendon asked surprised.
"Oui!"
"Elaborate."
"Ughhhh YES!"
"Ok so what does it mean.
"It means yes fuckhead."
"Ok so Bonjour is hello and oui is yes?"
"Oui."
"Teach me more."
"Va te faire foutre." (Fuck You)
"What does that mean?"
"It means I love you."
"Nice."
*Brendon pulls out phone*
"What are you doing?" Gerard asks.
"Texting my mom l love her in French."
*Ryan making dolphin noises*
"What?"
"Nothing."
Frank, Gerard and Pete don't say anything.
It goes quit for a few. Their waters have came and they ordered their food. they were just sitting there. Until...
"Is it possible to deep throat a gummy bear?"
Brendon asks.
*emo snort from emo bitch*
"Is it possible to deep throat a micro penis. Like it wouldn't be long enough to hit the back of your throat soo...?" Ryan said.
"How about you suck Petes dick and find out." Frank said.
"Excuse me? My dick is fabulous."
"True. It's not a bad dick." Says Brendon.
"His dick is as fancy as his fashion." Gerard says.
"Wait wait wait. How do you know what my dick looks like Brendon? I haven't even met you until today! Although I have heard a lot about you from Ryan-"
"Ferme la gueule Pete, tu baguette de pain chienne." ( Shut the fuck up Pete, you breadstick bitch.)
*Ryan blushes*
A/N I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS IS. I DO HAVE ANOTHER IDEA THO.....
My chemical romance
