The first day in France went pretty well. The boys were all hanging out in one of the suites Pete got in the hotel.
They're wasn't very much space even though they were in a suite there are still 18 people in the room.
They broke into smaller conversations.
Andy B. brought along his new friend Ashly
Otto made friends with Andy H. and decided to take him in and force Ryan to translate shit cause Otto was tired.
And Gerard brought his best friend Ray.
Most of them were drunk so it got pretty messy.
Brendon and Ryan were talking and Ryan found out that Brendon likes his best friend Dallon but Ryan doesn't like that so he came up with a plan to seduce Brendon and kill Dallon. Brendon also started imagining flying dicks and started crying.
Jon was with Otto and Andy H. looking up how to say things in French.
Pete and Patrick were talking about something. Pete mentioned he met a cute guy named Mikey the other day on the ship. Gerard heard and was like "hEy! ThAts mY brOtheR!" Then slammed his head on the table.
Ray was just there.
Gerard and Frank were talking about killer pigeons for some fucking reason.
Josh and Tyler were just being a big ball of blushing fluff and Tyler brought up the bees but Josh got scared and ran aWay. God he hopes Tyler doesn't have some sort of bee kink.
Oli was lonely so he decided to talk to Ray. That was nice.
Andy B. and Ashly were talking about music.
Dan and Ronnie were talking about how they're about ready to fucking kill everyone cause they're losing their fucking minds being around them. And also how Dan has seen this weird kid around the boat watering plants and he wonders if he's ok.
Geoff watched Awsten as he climbs the chandelier and starts swinging on it yelling "IM FUCKING TARZAN MOTHERFUCKERS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY wAY YOU FUCKING FUCKS!"
As Josh is running aWay from his problems he runs into Jack.
"Oh Hi Jack! Wait, aren't you supposed to be making love to your sexy little lover?" (A/N I HATE THIS)
"He wanted Cheetos. Why are you not with your fluff ball?"
"I'm scared he has a bee kink."
"Oh nice. I'll go write fan fiction about how he has a bee kink and sends bees after you just so he has an excuse to fuck."
"Wait! No! Don't do that!"
"Too late! First chapter of the "Bee fic" will be up tomorrow." (A/N TOTALLY NOT MAKING THIS A THING ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)OK ILL LEAVE NOW)
"Jack. STOP!"
"Josh. SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Meanwhile on the boat, Kellin and Vic are still talking.
Vic talked about his best friend Jaime and Kellin talked about his math teacher Matty.
I'd say it was a pretty. good. day.
A/N OK THERE YA GO? DID YOU LIKE IT? I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS WAS. AGAIN! PLEASE COMMENT AN IDEAD OR TWO(not mcr) ON THE STORY TO HELP ME WITH THIS WRITERS BLOCK IVE BEEN HAVING LATELY.
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