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The France days were over and they were on their Way to Spain. They did end up losing Awsten to the police in France though.

"I think I'm gonna do it."

"Pete, no."

"Pete, yes."

"He's gonna say no."

"How do you know?"

"Cause I'm his fucking brother and very observant."

"Fuck you, Gerard, I'm doing it,"

Pete hopped out of their hiding place behind a bush.

"YO MIKEYYYY!"

*leaf gets startled*

"Y-Yeah?"

"Would you go out with me?"

"Uhhhh what?"

"Would you go out with me???"

"Uhhhmmm surreee."

"Nice! See you tonight! 8 pm."

*emo bitch sassy walks aWay*

"I FUCKING TOLD YOU GERARD, ASSHOLE."

"You suck, Pete."

"I don't suck. I get sucked."

*Gerard face palms*

-somewhere else on boat-

"Look, Andy. I am aware that I am an asshole! But honestly, I'm just like you!"

"Fuck you, Ronnie! Suck my ass!"

*Ronnie and Andy start fighting*

"Break it up! break it up!"

*Jake buts in*

"Oh come on Jake! I just got the popcorn!"

"Fuck off, CC, you ass!"

"I say-"

"Stop being a soggy right nut Ryan and find that giraffe to go fuck or something, you blue headed penis!"

*Dan who's been watching the whole time leaves*

"Fucking hell."

*sees weird plant boy.*

"Why hello there! I'm Phil! What's our name?"

"Uhhhhhhhh..."

"Well, hello Uhhhhhhhhh.."

*Phil laughs*

"No. No! Ugh my names Dan."

"See you around then, Dan."

"Yeah..."

*Both biscuits walk aWay*

"Huh."

*grape poser jumps from side closet*

"BOO!"

*screaming cracker*

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, AWSTEN!"

"shhhhhhhhhh! they'll find me! my names now Steve."

"Go back in that closet where you came from, stupid bitch."

"Swearing makes you go to hell, Dan."

"Fuck off!"

*Dan shoved Steve back in closet*

"ABUSE ABUSE!"

*Frank comes running down hallWay*

"Woah woah, slow down fire ant."

"Have you seen Gerard?"

"No, why?"

"Cause of the-UGHHHHHHH!"

*short stack walks aWay*

"Why'd you stop talking?!"

"Exulansis!"

"Idk what that means!"       

"Fucking google it then, ass biscuit!"

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