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They left the restaurant and went on their separate Ways.

But, what was happening on the ship?

Well, you see there's this guy named Vic. He's a maid person so he was vacuuming and cleaning rooms.

*Vic frolicking in a room*

*someone walks in the room*

"Vic."

...

"Vic!"

...

"Jesus fucking Christ!"

*person slaps Vic in face*

"WHAT THE FUC- oh hi Kellin. What are you doing here? Weren't you suppose to meet Gerard to-"

"He flaked out cause he got some fly whose willing to suck his dick."

"Oh."

"Plus, it's nicer on this boat when there's no people."

"Agreed."

"How bad is it?"

"What?"

"Wanting to fuck me but can't cause you don't know if I'm gay or not?"

"Excuse me?!"

"I said, not being able to go explore all the places and instead cleaning?"

"Oh, um. It's ok, I guess? It pays decent so ..."

"Mind if I stay a while and stick eggs in you vacuum?"

"What?!"

"Mind if I stay a while and talk????"

"Oh, ok."

"Are you on drugs?"

"No!...I don't think so..."

Meanwhile in France.

"No, you suck you ignorant little bicycle."

Brendon was arguing with a French homeless man. That didn't turn out well cause the police came.

"Bonjour." Said the cop.

"English?"

"Quoi?"(What?)

"Guessing that's a no..."

Ryan tries to talk but the police hold him back.

Brendon starts freaking out and says
"Va te faire foutre."

*ryan face palms*

They get a ticket.

"Shit."

"What did you expect?"

"All I said was I love you!"

"I was joking! It means fuck you! Why would you even say I love you anyWays?!"

"I don't know I panicked! And we don't have money to pay this! I don't even understand how much it is!"

*Ryan takes ticket*

"It's $100."

"Goddamn."

"Let's ask Pete. He has money."

They call Pete. Pete says he doesn't care cause he's rich blah blah blah.

"Thanks, Pete."

*Ryan hangs up*

Meanwhile

Frank and Gerard are at the louvre.

They're admiring work but not talking cause people are getting mad at them."

Suddenly they hear screaming.

They look to the left to see Awsten running with a baseball bat with teeth on it while police chase him."

"Don't question It." Frank says.

They go back to admiring artwork.

Awsten runs out the museum and runs into Dan.

"Sup, Dan."

"What the hell is that?"

"What? My toothbat? Oh! I'm gonna kill Geoff. AnyWays... I got to go cause the police are right behind me. See ya!"

*Awsten runs aWay*

"What the fuck."

On the tour bus

"So, How are you Tyler?"

"Good. You?"

"Good. How are you liking France?"

"I'm loving it so far. What about you?"

"I've been here before. It's not as beautiful as last time. But, you are."

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