||KugaLon||Tea||

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Everyone was hyped about the snow, and went outside. Everyone except Kuga and Lonky. They stayed inside, wearing sweaters, drinking tea.

Lonky stares at Kuga.

Kuga is uncomfortable.

"Lonky, why are you staring?"

"Just us, you find out.

Nothing that I really wanna tell you, oh

Cause it's too cold for you, here.

And now let me hold both your hands in the holes of our sweater."

Awkward silence ensues as Lonky realized he said(or sang) it out loud.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

"Ahem, ahem!"

Silence.

"Gosh darn it, why do you have to be so hOT IN FRONT OF ME?!"

"Thanks?"

Lonky face planted into the table.

"I have no idea why I said that."

He took a suspicious look at his cup of tea, face reddening.

Awkwarder silence.

"This tea. I don't trust."

Soon everyone else came in. Gai, Liu and Miyo poured themselves a cup of tea.

Moments later,

"Oh my god, I love you and Gai so much~"

"So do I, you beautiful piece of grass~"

"Boys are so dumb, I really like cuddles secretly~"

Pala took a sniff at the "tea". He gasped in realization.

"Oh, this is my potion! What's it doing here?"

Lonky shouted. "I KNEW IT, SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH ME!!"

"Actually, it does nothing but reveal your true hearts desires! If you drank more than two cups, it'll be irresistible!"

Lonky gulped. He had drank five cups.

Time skip to where he's absolutely delirious;

Pala was working on the antidote, Liu, Gai and Miyo, passed out on the couch.

Kuga was trying to push Lonky and his delirious flirting.

Flirting? I meant-

"I'm so hot, and so are you, we're a match made in heavennnnnnn~"

His words slurred, he practically melted.

Unfortunate, but Kuga drank a lot of tea.

Lonky kisses him, he didn't hesitate.

(I won't hesitate b*tch vine)



Damn that was especially cringy

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