The Jones life from before

Happy bithday Shaquala!!!!

Hey peeps, love all my readers out the there. Lemme give a shout out to that book Fae and Gabby. The first book thooooooo. I swear you have to read it. Like I mean don't anyone wants to know what syawanur mean. Like that book touched my heart. (Not like the books y'all made didn't touch mine, cuz if it didn't why do I read it)?!

And I was watching TV and I died, like I laughed becuz of a sad winking face ;( bruh wtf I'd that?! >;( bruuuuhhhh XD I'm dying cuz of this.

(Y'all don't understand I have a laughing problem, so if I say ur book if funny or laughed I clearly for real laughed!! I laugh at almost everything,)

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~Laquifa~

Today is Quala birthday, as y'all know. She don't have many friends. So I'm gonna invite my friend's kids, which I have never seen before, oh and I'm gonna invite Nicki, I don't want us to be allies again.

Deemo- you're inviting Christina?

Me- of course I am, she's my friend.....she likes me

Deemo- no she don't (laughs) did you know she have a kid

Me- she does? I mean, (sucks teeth) I know she does. Her name is.....

Deemo- (trues not to laugh) its a he

Me- I was joking shut up

Deemo- (picks up Shaquala) I'm gonna do her hair

Me- but I was gonna do it

Deemo- you pull her like a flippin barbie doll, how bout you invite people

Me- I did (glares) last week

Deemo- what about the cake

Me- Emily is making it

Deemo- who's she?

Me- my new friend, she's reeaallyy good at cooking

Deemo started making a talking figure with his ends and started making faces. He thinks I solve my problem with food... like that one time, he told me theres no milk in the house and I was to lazy to get any so I ate chocolate. okay so whatever... except chocolateis like an energy drink for me.

I don't eat it on the go, cuz I always crash at some point.

~Deemo~

I was looking up songs to play for Quala's birthday party cuz I was done with her hair... and blowing the balloon (most had helium) so I was bored.

Me- Quala

Shaquala - hm?

Me- what song you want play for your birthday

She ran to the table to grab a microphone, and started to hold her pants up.

Me- ooohhhhh, you want play 21 questions by 50cent dont you

She looked at me as if I was crazy, and continued to do what she was doing.

Actually she wanted to listen to you dont know my name by Alicia Key, but who cares.

I took out an album and put it in the radio. It was the first song and I was about to sing. The volume was on max tho.

Me- ♪ New York City! You are now rapping...with 50 Cent You gotta love it...

Shaquala - (mumbles lyrics) (translate: I just wanna chill and twist a lot Catch suns in my 7-45)

Me- (sings at the top of my lungs) ♪ You drive me crazy shorty I Need to see. you and feel you next to me I provide everything you need and I Like your smile I don't wanna see you cry Got some questions that I got to ask and I