Bluestar: *Murmurs* Jaypaw, you have the power to walk in other cat's dreams...
Jaypaw: Wow, that's, like, not stalkerish or anything.
Bluestar: .....SHUTUP.
Jaypaw: :/
Bluestar: And because i value your gift- and totally not because Lionheart made a bet with me- I want you to go and see what thunderclan cats dream about.
Jaypaw: *Whispers* Staalkerrrr....
Bluestar: >:l *Explodes into nyan sparkles*
('a few moons later he is bored and finally decides to try it)
Jayfeather's dream
Jayfeather: Where am I? *Finds stick* OMSC STICK! I LOVE U STICKY!
Birchfall: Can I touch it?
Jayfeather: NO!
Birchfall: *Smiles and looks at it*
Jayfeather: *Thinks* I swear to starclan if that pile of fox- dung touches my stick I will slice him and feed him to badgers that fox- hearted idiot stop looking at my stick like that take your FREAKING PAWS OFF MY STICK IF YOU TAKE ONE STEP CLOSER I WILL SEND YOU TO DARK FOREST mouse- brain I hope you aren't thinking of touching my stick I will slice your paws right off your wrists stay away from my stick STAY AWAY FROM IT YOU CREEP IT'S MINE.
Tawnypelt's Dream
Tawnypelt: I love u pretzel!
Pretzel: No.
Jayfeather: oooh rejected!
Tawnypelt: :>
Blackstar's dream
Bacon goddess: *Comes down from the sky* Blackstar I have a message for you.
Blackstar: What is it, o great master?
Bacon goddess: You must stop worshipping starclan.
Blackstar: mmmm.... ok that sounds legit.
Bacon goddes: Cool.
Blackstar: Cool.
Jayfeather: *Le gasp*
Sol: Well, at least they stopped worshipping starclan.
All: O.O
Bargainpaw's dream
Bargainpaw: Someday I will get them all...
Tigerstar:*Sits down beside him* Yes. One day you will fulfill your ambition and become the new leader of randomclan.
Bargainpaw: Yes master tigerstar. They will rue the day they made fun of me!
Tigerstar: Good job, young apprentice. Now for my payment. Where are the cupcakes?
Bargainpaw: This is a dream I don't have cupcakes :/
Tigerstar: GRR WHY SCREWYOU!
Scourge's dream
Scourge: *Growls* what do those starclan- worshipping fools have that I don't?
Jayfeather: Starclan?
Scourge: Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: wha... no... *clears throat* I am your mother.... umm... cringe. And I have come to speak with u.
Scourge: Mommy? MOTHER IS THAT YOU?
Jayfeather: Yes. I have comet o bring you a prophecy. Err... Blood and shadows will combine, the sun will disappear, and bacon shall rein supreme.
Scourge: Are you really my mom??
Jayfeather: ...Yeah
Scourge: Ok then. You sound different when you're awake.
Jayfeather: ....
Frostfire's super dignified dream
Frostfire: Hey, you! WAFFLE!
Waffle: Me?
Frostfire: YEAH YOu!
Waffle: WOOOO!
Frostfire:*Eats it*
A/n lol yeah the one at the end. But seriously plot twist. OMSC I DID NOT REALIZE THIS WOULD BECOME SO SERIOUS! BACONCLAN IS RISING! AND BARGAINPAW IS A TOTAL JERK! NOO MORE CATNIP FOR DA CLANS! WARRIOR CAT FAN COMMENTS! WHAT WILL COME NEXT?
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De Todo*Not related to Swiftdapple's works!* SEQUEL TO WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: THE CRACK! The clans are back, bigger and better than ever in WARRIOR CAT RANDOMNESS: TOO! Cloudtail is even cookie-er. Leafpool is even spoon-ier Lionpaw is even more idiotic...
