May we get your opinion on thigh kissing?
Ouma:ew! It's so gross!!
Saihara:um....I'm not into it but I won't judge it of course...
Ouma:ew ew ew ew!
Saihara:Whats so bad about it?
Ouma:everything!!
Saihara:it really isn't that bad.
Ouma:yeah but I rather hit a whip on you then kiss you on the thigh!
Saihara:What?!
Ouma: actually I could do that right now!
Saihara:ouma kun were not doing this again!
Ouma:that's what you always say!!
Saihara:ouma kun I thought this was about thigh kissing...
Ouma:hold on give me a sec!!
Ouma whips out a whip
Saihara:Wait you were being serious??
Ouma:Of course I was!! Now get over here!
Saihara begins running for his life as ouma chases after him.
BOUNUS
Saihara: When it's raining and you enter your house, make sure to clean your shoes
Ouma:why?
Saihara:So your floors won't get dirty.
Ouma: what about sex then? Why don't we clean up after sex huh?? The covers are always dirty!
Saihara: I do clean the covers but you keep jerking off on it!
Ouma: Even when your dead I will forever jerk off to you.
Saihara: what's wrong with you.
