The True Memoir Of A True Murderer

The Search for Mahlia

"You guys we've been looking around for ages, I'm tired" Adara says
"Yeah my ass hurts" Keyana says
"You guys have been sitting on a chair waiting for her to 'happen to pass by' that's just lazy your not even trying" G-ahn says
"I think your just jealous you didn't have a good idea G-ahn" says Adara
"Um I do"
"What was it then?" Keyana says
"It was to GET UP AND LOOK!!!" G-ahn says
"That's absolutely ridiculous we need to stay in the same spot so then she will know where to find us, if we keep in walking around she won't find you know how in movies when you walk around in you looking for someone you always walk past eachother but never see each other" Adara says
"THAT'S STUPID this is real life NOT a movie or a story! Gosh your all idiots" G-ahn says
"Idiot?! This is coming from someone who went from A class to C class in 5weeks"
"It was only one class fool"
Adara and G-ahn continue arguing for like 12 minutes.

While Adara and G-ahn were arguing this unusually tall person who was watching the argument walked up to them and said "why are you guys yelling?"
"What the fuck get away you thot" Adara says
"What the hell what do you want" G-ahn says
"...ouch...my feelings...why are you guys sitting here"
"Fuck your feelings man get out of here" Adara says
"...rude"
"Who is this bitch?" Kiana yells
"It's Somure's future boyfriend Ryann" Adara says
"Uh- Nooo I'm Promised to my love Mahlia" Ryann says (what an idiot)
"Dude Mahlia doesn't like you"
"Of course she does she's been giving of signs"
"The only signs she's been giving you is like middle finger"
"Yeah the wedding finger"
Everyone one else just groans and beats up Ryann for 12 minutes.
"Idiot! That's the rude finger the wedding finger is the one next to the rude finger you know the one SHE NEVER PUTS UP!" G-ahn yelled
"Ahhh so the pointer finger" Ryann says
"Fucking retard! The finger left to the rude finger!"
"Ohhhh...isn't that the one she puts up"
Everyone beats Ryann up a second time.

After arguing and beating up Ryann they left him on the floor unconcious, then they went off to actually look for Mahlia.

Whilst searching for Mahlia they encounter Somure Ryann's future girlfriend.
"Hey guys" Somure says
"Oh heeeeyyyy maaannnn, so like...we beat up Ryann...sorry but like not really" G-ahn says
"What?...you...beat up my love?"
"yeah"
"he was being a fucking idiot" Adara says
"He's over there I think he's dead" Keyana says
"You killed him?!" Somure says
"No he's still breathing I think" Adara says
"No my beautiful Ryann! Don't worry I'm coming my love!"
"You know he has a crush on Mahlia, actually he's in love with her I think"
Somure stops in her tracks and turns to Adara and says
"...what?"
"Uhhh yeah...Somure? Are you ok? You look ang-"
"I'll be back"
"...what the fuck"

Somure runs off into the distance. Adara and friends go back to see if Ryann is still alive but when they go back he's gone.
"Oh shit...well now what do we do?" Keyana says
"...leave?" G-ahn says
"Sounds good" Adara says
They just leave

As they were on the search for Mahlia they were not making any progress, they started to lose hope until they encountered Cadough, but then they realised it was Cadough and lost hope again.
"Aw...it's just Cadough" G-ahn says
"What's wrong with Cadough? Huh!" Cadough yells
"Nothing it's just that we see you everyday so...yeah" Adara says
"Ugh fuck this, Im bored your all boring" Keyana says
"Well then leave your not even that important of a character" G-ahn says
"Fine then I will I'm gonna go behind the school and make some...roll-ups? You know the candy roll-ups not the ones your thinking of"
"Yeah sure Keyana have fun"
"Bye bitches"
With that Keyana leaves. (She may return in a future chapter)
"And then their were three" Cadough says
"Uh you mean two" G-ahn says
"Yeah no offense Cadough but...your-" Adara is cut off
"What were you gonna say BLACK is it cause I'm African?!" Cadough yells
"Cadough I'm African too, well...only half"
"It is cause I'm black isn't it! The white side of you is taking over!"
"WOAH! calm down man when did this turn into a racist thing?!" G-ahn says
"See Cadough we can't take you anywhere, best of luck to you" Adara says
With that the two left and Cadeau followed from behind hiding in the darkness...

Narrator 1: Well that was pretty fucked
Narrator 2: I see were are being very honest now, if that's the case... It was pretty fucked up
Narrator 1: yeah but not as fucked up as that book 'Dirty Step Brother' by KinkyTae
Narrator 2: I know right the author said it was 18+ but guess how old she is!
Narrator 2: I don't know like 20?
Narrator 1: nope! 16!
Narrator 2: What the fuck!?
Narrator 1: I know right and that's not all people underage are reading that book
Narrator 2: but aren't you like 14? You were reading it weren't you?
Narrator 1: uh no! I was skimming through it it was such a boring story I must say
Narrator 2: I bet it's just as bad as this one
Narrator 1: Haha! No wa-... actually ...no it ... probably is infact...ours might be worse...
Narrator 2:...yeah...I'm gonna cry now
Narrator 1: see you next time guys...*sobs*