Nottobetakenseriously Histórias

i wrote this on sports day, because i hadn't signed up for any events. it was hot, and i probably had more sugar than necessary, but i wrote a masterpiece. this book is full of memes (and some inside jokes between friends, because one of them helped me write this), and some references you'll only get if your cool and good, beware. a love triangle between 3 characters on sports day. plot + main characters : @f2e0b01

kungus is a 4'11.75 femboy. bootus is a mafia boss with a twelve pack. when bootus buys kungus for $4, he certainly doesn't expect what'll happen next...

On zawsze był jego idolem. Odkąd zobaczył go na deskach teatru, nie znał już dla siebie innej przyszłości niż ta artystyczna. Tego dnia, kiedy opuścił scenę na zawsze, serce wielbiciela miało nie zaznać już nigdy ukojenia. Kto by się spodziewał, że spotkają się kolejny raz, osobiście, i to... na komisariacie. On - bezdomny śpiewak z kapeli podwórkowej, on - przenikły cynizmem komisarz.

The classic crew of Ninten, Ana, Lloyd, Teddy, Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, Lucas, Claus, Kumatora, and Duster are here to see which of the Mother/Earthbound ships they approve of, and which ones are just plain weird. Oh yeah . . . There's also some fourth wall breaks. A lot of them . . . And some intense language . . .

This a toast fic

hot and steamy adventures between joe biben and wikihow man.

I can't go into much detail because spoilers. But I have started THE saddest fic destiel fic to exist. Twist and shout could never. Carry on. Go ahead read it. I dare you

Hi. Uhm so these will be OCS if you would like I would love to add you to the book with a certain character or person. (REQUEST OPEN)

Well... What can I say it's just random! (!not to be taken offensively/seriously!)

There's a mansion. There's a murder. And there's a doctor-turned-detective to solve the mystery. Join Dr Sheryl Barker and her friend Lawrence Wright as they determine the culprit of the dinner party.

Simi and Sketch from reppin ink THIS IS A REALLY RANDOM AND BADLY WRITTEN STORY AND I DO NOT EVEN REGRET ANYTHING. Thank u

These are all my stories that I submitted for school. And guess what? I subtly made it gay. None of the characters in here are real. They are all my ocs and belong to me. All of these stories belong to me. I honestly don't know if they are any grammatical or spelling errors because I don't review them. So read it if you want I guess. . . . . . .

Mother: a woman in relation to a child or children to whom she has given birth. Father: a man in relation to his child or children. You love your mum and Dad. Your mum and dad loves you. Your mums love you….Your dads love you…..They both love you so much! They are your parents after all. Mums and Dads are caring, loving, they are their when you need them, feeling down, they tuck you into bed at night, read you bed time stories, make you laugh and look after you when you’re feeling sick or scared. They would never dare to touch you in a threatening way, never try to harm you, never hit you, make you do things you don’t want to do or would never ever hurt you….Or would they? My name is Lidia. I was born like any other child on this earth. I have parents. I have a house and I have a bed to sleep in at night. The one thing I don’t have is a father who loves me. My mother loves me as any other mother would for their own child, but my father hates me. I sure haven’t done anything to him. Not that I know of. The first day I was born….he hated me. Despised me. Never wanted to look after me or even look at me. I was a disgrace to him…to the world he would say…I was a disgrace to the world!

Running away from you problems never solves anything. Even if you do put 10 light years between yourself and the problem. James Smith had never believed in facing things head on, but after a chance encounter with a strange alien creature, can he continue his ambivalent spiral through the galaxy? Or will he stand up for something he believes in?

Ember pretends to be a normal teenage girl, she has an awesome group of friends, an after-school job and she's a top student at her school but underneath all that she's dealing with her parents ongoing custody battle, the government is after her and she has the unique ability to lift things with her mind.

Very not real (Half Of This Has Been Said Irl) [The Goofy Ahh Storyline Is Just That. Goofy]

Himura Akemi was training to be a priestess. At least she was before her entire village plus her family decided to give her the boot at age 7. She then becomes a nomad wandering around the 5 Great Shinobi Nations. She's met lots of interesting people and learned a lot of skills. But because of her secluded village and her moving around so much she has no idea what a ninja is or that they exist. So when some Konaha ninjas finds her after a bad encounter with some people and force her into becoming a resident ninja of Konaha. What is Akemi going to do? She's going to wreak havoc of course. ***Be warned that I wrote this in middle school and it's full of overused anime tropes and has a Mary Sue protagonist, but it has it randomly funny moments. Enjoy my burning trash fire of fanfiction***