Highschool-Billdip

Part 1

A/N: I have grown out of this odd phase I do not like this ship. I think it's icky. Everything else so on and so forth has been written by me when I was 11. Have fun.

O K A Y ! Just to be clear it's aged down human bill, he's 17 and Dipstick and Maple are 16. Oakkkyy thanx invisiboiz!!

Dipper and Mabel's parents have sent them back to Gravity Falls for a full year because they begged their parents to stay there and their parents were like "oh my fruffing god, fine" so now this is where they're at.

Dipper's P.O.V

"MABEL, HURRY UP! WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL N O W!! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE" I hollered

"Yeesh, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed" Mabel said playfully

"Whatever.." I grumbled, clearly annoyed

I did stay up a LITTLE late, but it was only...5am (Which would mean I only got 1 hour of sleep) 

We said goodbye to grunkle Stan and Ford and got on the bus to go to school

"Man, it's so weird going to school in Gravity Falls..." Mabel said with a slightly concerned look on her face

"Yeah, but at least your friends are in the same school as us" I reassured my sister

"How do you know that?" Mabel asked, again, looking concerned

"They're three rows behind us" I said to her sounding as if I don't care 

"Really??" She said excitedly looking further to the back of the bus 

"Candy? Grenda??" She said happily

"YOU'RE RIGHT!" she said in a yelling tone without yelling

"mmmhm" I said back to her

Then we got to the school and Mabel immediately hug tackled her friends 

"CANDY!! GRENDA!!" she yelled hugging her friends

I didn't hear the rest of the conversation because  I had already walked off to check what classes I had first, but I got interrupted by a p r e t t y boy with blonde and dark brown hair wearing a white shirt covered by a yellow sweater vest (which for some weird reason didn't look nerdy) plain black pants and a black triangular eye patch

"Heyy, new kid that I may or may not know.." He said in a suspicious manner

"Um...Hi?" I said questioningly as a response

"What's YOUR name?" he asked me looking very smug

"Uh... Dipper...Pines?" I responded trying to avoid contact

"I''m Bill. Bill CIPHER" He said to me intimidatingly

"Wha- How?-You- HUH?" I stammered mindlessly

"Spit it out Pine tree..." he said to me as if I was 5

I grabbed his arm and pulled him into the family bathroom so nobody else came in 

(;D jk let's not go there) 

"Bill, how are you human, and TEENAGER..?!" I whisper yelled

"Oh RE-LAX" Bill rolled his eyes

"I just met a girl named Britney and she just drew a picture, snapped and I turned human."

"But she took away all my powers except for the fire, it's fine"

"Wh- EXCEPT FOR THE FIRE?? SO YOU COULD SET ANYBODY OR ANYTHING ON F I R E???" i snapped back at him

"Shh! We don't want anybody to hear, do we, Pine tree?" Bill said in a reassuring tone with the opposite look on his face

"UGHHHHH" I couldn't help but groan from frustration

"Ohoho, you wouldn't want that to sound wrong, WOULD YOU PINE TREE?" he said to me smugly

I blushed profusely "W-WHATEVER, BILL!" I said, storming out of the room and not knowing what to say

Mabel was right outside the door, tilting her head

"Are you okay Dip-Dop?" Mabel asked, concerned

"Why is your face so red?"

"Wha-Mabel! I'm-I'm fine!" I stammered

Bill walked out at that very moment, flipped his hair and walked off

There was a long silence until Mabel broke the silence by saying..

"Are you...?"

NNYES, UwU my apologies for going there but MmmMmmMmMmMMmMmmMmBRUH! I'm sick and I was bored so I was like "Eh, why not" I'm sure this would make everyone INCLUDING dipstick qUiTe uncomfortable, and what better way to spend your sick day then doing this? AGH, THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS ARE SOO BADDDDDD!!!

The answer is there is no better way.

Anywayz it's bedtime and if you're gonna bully me bcz of this..