I wrote this when I was ELEVEN. I do NOT like or support this ship anymore but read it if you want just don't be upset when it's bad.
Dipper an his twin sister go to school in Gravity Falls for the first time ever! But they have an unexpected classm...
Hello and welcome to my stupid and dumb fanfiction I work so very hard on. OH BTW MY SISTER SHIPS HERSELF WITH BILL, SO SHE IS STEALING DIPPER'S BOYFRIEND OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! Thank you people who just realized I existed :) READ ON MY FRIENDS
Bill: Wait what the fu-
Me: SHHHHHH! JUST ACT, NOW NOW NOW!!
My sister just LOOOOVES to do this to me all the time, but I talk back to this B and say
"MABEL! PLEASE, JUST BELIEVE ME THIS ONCE"
"Okay, whatever Dip Dop, I want to go talk to Candy and Grenda now, so I'll leave you and your BOOOYYFRIEEEEND alone"
Then she just walked off, like WHO does that? My sister, that's who.
"MABEL!" I blushed because everybody in the entire cafeteria just LAUGHED at me because now they think i'm GAY because of my SISTER! AND I'm scronny so people WILL make fun of me, UGH, MABEL!! I was ranting in my head until I got INTERRUPTED by someone just saying
"HEY DID YOU ALL HEAR THAT, SCRONNY BOY IS GAY AND HAS A BOOOOOYYYFRIEEEND!!!"
Then they all laughed, what are they? SIX? anyway I still got embarrassed and I hid my blushing face behind my arm and hat, which just made these jerks laugh MORE which made me blush MORE, causing EVEN MORE LAUGHTER FROM THESE IMMATURE BRATS, anyway, I got really embarrassed and I could tell Bill was trying to hold back laughter, then I just said
"Bill, I don't care anymore, just laugh"
and he responded by saying
"wHaT oN eArTh ArE yOu tAlKiNg AbOuT, PiNe TrEe???"
That just made me even more pee'd off so I just grumbled whilst blushing profusely getting laughed at (OOF)and I just popped up half exposing my red azz face and I stormed off to find my sister after Bill left and when I found her I just said
"MABEL, WE NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE C H AT, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE" grabbing her arm right after
I pulled her into the janitor's closet and whisper yelled
"Mabel! You can't yell stuff like that in the middle of school, do you KNOW how many jerks are out there?? I just got a whole crowd laughing at me!" and she responded like a biesh
"But it's true tho"
And then I whisper yelled again
"Mabel! No it's not! He is NOT my boyfriend, he's a jerk!"
and she just looked at me smiling smugly and said
"A jerk that you have a crush on~"
and I blushed even more and whisper yelled again
"MABEL! Okay! That might be a LITTLE true! but not everybody needs to know that!!"
And she smiled at me and said
"HA! I knew it! Besides, that wasn't EVERYbody!! just like half the school, but not the WHOLE school!"
My eye just slightly twitched and I just snapped and said
"MABEL, HALF OF THE SCHOOL IS A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE, DOOO SOOOMMMEETTHHHIIINNNGGG!"
Then she just said
"Okay! Jeez! I'll tell them he's NOT your boyfriend!"
then she left and I looked around the corner to make sure she was doing it and I heard her yell to the whole school
"SORRY EVERYBODY, BUT MY BROTHER, OR AS YOU LIKE TO CALL HIM 'SCRONNY BOY', DOES NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
I was relieved, until she said
"BUT HE DOES HAVE A CRUSH ON BILL CIPHER, AND THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE TEA, SIS!"
then I immediately approached her and grabbed her arm to pull her back into the janitor's closet
"OW, WHAT THE HELL??" she said rubbing her arm when we got there
"MABEL, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THAT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?? NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS!! YOU BACKSTABBING GIRL" I yelled at her
"Ugh! Dipper, I am NOT a backstabber!! I am a wholesome truth-teller!" She said trying to sound sincere
"Ha! Wholesome?? Tch, yeah right! Being wholesome is being someone who is a decent, moral person, somebody who's trustworthy, I don't remember you ever being any of those" I said back very pee'd off
"*gasp* DIPPER! I'M ALL OF THOSE, YOU CAN BE REALLY MEAN SOMETIMES, HOW DO YOU EVEN BE MEAN TO THIS FACE??? I'M ADORABLE!!" She said, doing puppy eyes
"Ugh, Mabel stop!! you're literally killing me" I said being blinded by her adorableness
"Okayyy, but people needed to know! it's very important t e a" she said still being adorable somehow
"No! They don-" I got interrupted by the door being kicked down by the one and only...
Huehuehuehuehue, you've been duped mah friends, cliffhanger even though you already know what's a coming so it's not really a real cliffhanger but I'll lie and say it is a cliffhanger!!
I am actually so freaking grateful for you people that actually read this story, especially iamtheshiplord and Alexa5816, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME <333 To show my appreciation, here's a picture!
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