Okay so before I start I just wanted to say, uhhh, umm, OH YEAH! So on every chapter on I WILL be getting help because do I know how Dib acts? nO! So yeah if the chapters are bad, i'm sorry, people keep telling me what to do with MY fanfiction, so um, yeah.... OH YEAH ALSO MY SISTER KEEPS SAYING I GOT HELP WRITING PART 5, BUT IT WAS ALL ME 100%! I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT WRITING THAT PART ALL, BY, MY, SELF! So uh, she's wrong :)))) Also I got super offended when she said that because I can! So basically I'm very easily offended and it's not my fault, okay, so, HELP, I'M STUPID AND I CAN'T SHUT UP! Oooookay, just.. Read on, mah dudes!
So then we went home and I couldn't stop thinking about how Dib saw that photo...
THE NEXT DAY
My sister and I got ready for the school day and for some reason I had an urge to kiss someone and that was really weird because after Dib sees a photo like that, you'd think i'd want to do anything BUT kiss someone, and I got interrupted thinking by Mabel saying
"Oh hey! I forgot it was Friday! WOO!" and I just awkwardly said
"Huh? OH, yeah! that's... That's great :))" and then she just looked at me and said
"Oh are you disappointed because you won't see your boyfriend?"
and I blushed all crazy and said
"WHA- NO, MABEL!!!I- I- I- NOO!! HE KISSED ME!! HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!!"
And Mabel just said all smugly
"Yeahh... Suree... I didn't see you push away! You looked like you were enjoying it, preeetty sure he's your boyfriend.."
Then Grunkle Ford KICKED the door open and said
"BOYFRIEND?????? WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND????? MABEL, DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??!?!?!?!?!?"
Then she just rolled her eyes and said
"Unfortunately, no, but Dipper does!" and he just looked at me and said
"What? Who??"
Then I just blushed even more and I just said
"WHAT??? I- I- I DON'T- I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND SHE WAS UHH, SHE'S JUST JOKING AROUND!!*Sketchy awkward laugh*" And he just looked at me SLIGHTLY squinting and just said
"Uh...Okay? I mean- It'd be fine if you did, I have no problem with... homosexuality, or bisexuality, whichever. I just-"
And I interrupted, extremely distressed, with
"WHAT??? I DON'T!! WHA- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??????? *Another sketchy awkward laugh*"
"Okay, um..." He just left, and then I glared at Mabel and she just said
"What?? It's true! You need to go back down there and tell him you DO have a boyfriend! You can't be lying to Ford like that! FORD!! COME BACK!! DIPPER HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOUU!!!"
And I might have freaked out just a tiny little bit and said
"MABEL!! WHAT THE F***????!?!?"
and I just regretted saying that word but there was no going back now, I was distressed, okay?!?!? Then Ford came back up and just said
"What is it?"
And Mabel said
"Go ahead, Dipper"
And I just darted my eyes around the room and just blushed a whole lot, I was freaking out just a little bit, and I was under pressure so I just said
"OKAY! I DO HAVE A BOYFRIENDD"
and I immediately regretted all my life decisions then Ford just said
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Highschool-Billdip
RomanceI wrote this when I was ELEVEN. I do NOT like or support this ship anymore but read it if you want just don't be upset when it's bad. Dipper an his twin sister go to school in Gravity Falls for the first time ever! But they have an unexpected classm...
