Part 8- Umm?

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One sister to another, I hate myself for writing this, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???? 

*Gives you a bat* Here, please hit me as hard as you can.

"BILL!!!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M HAVING A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW??? SHOO BILL, DON'T BOTHER ME! GO AND BOTHER SOMEBODY! THAT'S NOT ME!"

"You wanna go clubbing?"

"DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR ME????"

"Maybe you'll feel better, ay?"

"MAYBE, YOU SHOULD GO BY YOURSELF!!!"

"Welp, seeya tomorrow, Pinetree. Hope it's not to hard to look your great uncle in the eyes when ya get back."

Then he left me all by myself to die alone, WHAT A JERK! So I stayed there and cried for hours on end, but then in the middle of my crying, Marco ran into the woods, fell on his face, got back up and said

"DIPPER, OH MY GOD!"

So I looked up at him with my swollen eyes and blurry vision, and was like

"*SNIFFLES* M-Marco?..."

"Ohhh woooahh, dude, i'm sorry, I'll... Come back later.."

And he started walking away but then I grabbed his arm and said

"nO! What is it?"

"Ohokayy, umm, so, okay, first, why are you crying??"

"Um... It...I- awkwardness?..."

"Okay, seems valid, so come with me"

Then he grabbed my hand and dragged me into his house, then into his room 

(Author's note:   No no... Calm yourselves, it's not like that, friends)

And he told me to sit down, and pointed at the bed with his eyes locked on his phone, so I awkwardly sat down very cautiously, sweating rapidly because that was such an awkward story I made up, with him right next to me, being forced to hold my hand basically and there was a long silence with his eyes locked on his phone still, and I just said

"Soo...Um...What are you-"

But I got cut off by him just yelling 

"STAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!"

I heard some thumping, and then Star stumbled in and was like 

"wHat iS iT????"

And he just said 

"Are you cool with this?" 

And then I heard some mumbling I couldn't understand and a little bit of star whispering stuff like

"Oh.. Hm.. Yeah.. Uh-Huh... Yeah, okayy.... No no.. Delete that one... Ohh yeah... Umm.. Delete that too.. "

And whenever she said "Delete that", I saw her blushing, I swear, so I just looked at them with a slight/major confused look on my face and kind of almost sucked my thumb to calm my  stress maybe and I just said after that

"Umm?"

And Marco just said, still not taking his eyes off his phone

"Sorry, dude. Just give us a minute here"

And I heard more Little words I could barely understand, All coming from Star

"No no no no no noo.. Not that one, delete ittttt...."

"That was my plan...."

"Okay okay... Yeah yeah... That one's okay...  yeah...Yeah, okay, alright.....Sure...."

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