Okay! So before I start, I watched a morning routine and I really doubt she wakes up at 8 am from the sun and goes out to pick a LeMoN from her LeMoN tree and makes LeMoN water every day and drinks the LeMoN water without ever going to the bathroom and taking a sHeT or a PeE pEe once. Anyway, take a look at the long bendy boi in the picture and READ ON!
"Ugh, Mabel stop!! you're literally killing me" I said being blinded by her adorableness
"Okayyy, but people needed to know! it's very important t e a" she said still being adorable somehow
"No! They don-" I got interrupted by the door being kicked down by the one and only... BILL he came in to say
"PiNe TrEe!!! I heard everything, so no need to be in denial since you already said you have a crush on me, anyway, did you know the school is having a singing show???? The best singer gets anything they choose, unless it's illegal. SIGN UP OR I WILL DO EN PRANK ON YOUR SISTER AND SHE WILL BE HUMILIATED AND I'LL BLAME IT ON YOU AND SINCE SHE'S SO FUHUU**ING ADORABLE EVERYBODY WILL HATE YOU, you in or not???"
I still felt nervous around him and I just said
"F-Fine! jeez Bill.."
so I went to sign up and he just winked at my sister when I walked away then he walked off the opposite direction, jerk! So then I signed up and I trusted my sister to choose a song for me to sing for some reason and she chose the song "First Place" by LARRAY, why does she even know that exists???? Oh well.
TIME SKIP TO THE SINGING SHOW
It was my turn next right after Bill who is singing "We'll meet again", no big surprise, he was almost done and i'm nervous as hecc, then he was done and then it was my turn, so I got on stage and introduced myself and the song I was singing, so I went
"Um... Hi! I'm Dipper Pines and i'll be singing *sighs* first place, by LARRAY, my sister chose the song don't come at me, *ahem*"
"this ain't a race but i still take first place
take yo man just to shove it in yo face (mwah!)
my name not lightning but i still am a queen (kachow!)
i go to panda just to ask for chow mein
call me gay but your dad texts me, "hey"
you don't like me but you like stalking my page? (yikes)
uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, i don't speak Spanish but i know Despacito (p*ta)
B-b-b!tch, i'mma kick you in the throat (hi-ya!)
my 4ss so big, it be lookin' like boat (titanic)
i got asthma so you know i don't smoke (bang bang)
why am i ugly?
JK b!tch, that was a joke
i'm cute, i'm hot, i'm everything you're not
i looked you up on google, just to find out you're a flop
i'm smexy take a pic, i'm better than yo chick
your boyfriend messaged me and asked if i was Timmy Thicc
i walk around in Gucci
my favorite meal is sushi
if you wanna talk, then i'll hit you with that UZI
i feel pregnant after dinner
like my name is Kylie Jenner
YOU ARE READING
Highschool-Billdip
RomanceI wrote this when I was ELEVEN. I do NOT like or support this ship anymore but read it if you want just don't be upset when it's bad. Dipper an his twin sister go to school in Gravity Falls for the first time ever! But they have an unexpected classm...
