Part family dinner

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America: can you pass the ketchup?

Canada: sure.

America: IMPOSTOR!!!!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN!!!!

Canada: I-I-It's me America. C-C-Canada. Your twin brother

America: huh. Oh yah Canada, sorry bro didn't remember you for a sec

Ottawa: do you remember me?

America: AH IMPOSTOR!!!!

Ottawa: *face palm* I'm your little sister and your twins brother capital.

America: I didn't have a twin...

Ottawa and Canada: notice us as your siblings!

America: AHHH!

Ottawa: wann go too IHOP and get some pancakes with maple syrup?

Canada: ok.

Ottawa and Canada: *gets up and leaves*

America: what was I thinking about, oh yah how nice it would be too have siblings.

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