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You: So pillow humping

Lauren🖤: No we're not having this conversation

You: oh come on i have to tell you something

Lauren🖤: I do not want to talk about you masturbating

You: but you can tell me about you having orgasms?

Lauren🖤: omg that's different

You: how so??

Lauren🖤: YOU BROUGHT IT UJJJO

You: what?

Lauren🖤: Who is this?

You: who is you

Lauren🖤: I'm Lauren's boyfriend

You: SHHDSGSGHFF

You: OMG

You: I love your song Or Nah the remix

You: I have "great" sex to it

Lauren🖤: ok?

You: OOOO WHICH REMINDS ME

You: what rhythms with foreign???

Lauren🖤: foreign

You: you can't rhyme foreign with foreign

Lauren🖤: I just did

You: 🤔🤔🤔

You: I like the way you think

Lauren🖤: I'm sorry about that he snatched my phone away from me 🙄

You: I like him

You: He's very smart dude

Lauren🖤: you're just stupid

You: I want to talk to him again

Lauren🖤: No

You: no?

You: girl if I want to husband him up i'll husband him up

Lauren🖤: 😐

Lauren🖤: NO ONE SNATCHES MY PHONE OUT MY HAND

You: Jesus chill

Lauren🖤: YOU CHILL

You: I am chill

You: chiller than a chilly day

Lauren🖤: I'm breaking up with him

You: What!

You: No!

Lauren🖤: This has went to far

You: you break up with him I'll punch you in the tit!

Lauren🖤: why?!

You: Bc Ty is amazing who just wanted to talk to me

You: Bc let's be honest everyone wants to talk to me 😉

Lauren🖤: Shut up

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