Lern Jergi💋: I'm so hungry I could eat a dick right now 😭
You: 😨 wha-
Lern Jergi💋: a nice big dick
You: 🤢
Lern Jergi💋: you know what I mean?
You: No no I don't🤢
You: my lesbian self is cutting this conversation short
You: I need to rethink why I'm dating you
You: sometimes I wonder if you're sane
Lern Jergi💋: it's just dick
You: DON'T SAY THAT WORD
You: GOD LAUREN
You: EW
You: GO AWAY AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE
You: AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU KNOW
Lern Jergi💋: really 😑
Lern Jergi💋: Hello?
You: you have reached a phone number that is no longer in service for you
Lern Jergi💋: 🙄🙄🙄
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Psych! (Lauren/You)
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