Unknown: STATE YOUR NAME, AGE BIRTHDATE AND YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO
Unknown: RIGHT NOW!
You: Who is this?
Unknown: Lauren Jauregui best friend AKA sister AKA better half AKA the cute one AKA Dinah Jane
You: oh the other back up dancer
Unknown: excuse me?
Unknown: I AM NOT A BACK UP DANCER I AM A SINGER!
You: yeah a back ground singer
Dinah: 😤😤
You: 🙃🙃
Dinah: you know what I don't even want your name or your birthday just give me your CREDIT CARD INFO
Dinah: RIGHT NOW
You: if I do so, will you use the money to make some decent music for a change
Dinah: I-
Dinah: why are you so mean
Dinah: that actually hurt my feelings
Dinah: thanks a lot
Dinah: really great first impression
You: I was kidding chill out 😂
You: why are you texting me
Dinah: just trying to figure out who's got my best friend coming back and forth to New York
You: *going
Dinah: shut up
You: She doesn't live in New York?
Dinah: no she lives Miami and sometimes California 🤔
You: I didn't know that!
You: she's spending so much money wtf
Dinah: you're going to make my best friend go broke 😑
You: she's going to make herself go broke I didn't ask her to come
Dinah: 🙄
Dinah: What are you guys anyway? She won't tell me
You: we're just vibing
Dinah: my best friend doesn't like to vibe she likes to settle down
You: it was YOUR best friend idea so repeat that for me
Dinah: 😐😐
Dinah: I don't have a lot of time. She's about to wake up
You: no I will not send nudes to you
Dinah: What?
Dinah: I don't want your nudes 🤢
You: oh Dinah everyone wants my nudes
Dinah: JUST KEEP MAKING MY BEST FRIEND HAPPY BC IF YOU HURT HER I WILL LITERALLY RIP YOUR HEAD OFF
Dinah: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR
You: I read a book about you
Dinah: Y/N 😤
You: OK FINE YES
Dinah: Good have a nice day 🥰
YOU ARE READING
Psych! (Lauren/You)
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