The Tale of Cup Noodles

Chapter 2: The Answer

"What if...
We're all dogs
And our "human" overlords are training us
To learn to destroy things
Our planet
And we are just test subjects
In an experiment
For our overloads
To find the missing variables
To create
A perfect society
And we're just one experiment
In the end
Do we really matter?
We all know the inevitable
So why bother trying
Why not just sleep and eat all day
Why do we go outside
Why can't we just stay in our parent's basements till we're dead
It won't matter if one person dies right?
So would it matter if 10?
100?
1000?
Why do we bother trying?
We're all probably test subjects anyways
Why try to make something of ourselves?
It's all pointless in the end
It doesn't matter if you live in the streets or if your a billionaire
You'll die either way"

"But
Cup noodles are worth living for"

"That's why we all live,
for cup noodles
Without it,
We would all have starved to death.
Cup noodles is the secret to life"

"Yes"

"We have figured it out"

"We're test subjects
For this reason,
Try the new flavors as they come"

"They are our overlords
The cup noodle company CEO
Is our master
We live the serve it
And we will die for them
No matter what
Cup noodles
Is the secret to Life"