The Tale of Cup Noodles

Chapter 4: The Cup Noodle Tree

Previously...
"Huh?" said boy 2. He woke up and rubbed his eye. "Where am I? A girl? Damn she's flat chested..."

Chapter 4 (Start!)

"UGH" The girl flipped her hair. "EXCUSE ME?!?!" Then she looks down and thinks "that perverted asshole isn't exactly wrong..."
Boy 2 noticed that. Boy 1 was innocent and didn't really understand terms like that. He decided to eat some cup noodles that has fallen off the Cup Noodle Tree. "Uhh ummm wow there is soup in here already and it smells so good." He said while eating. The cup noodles already had a mini fork, and had toppings in it like chicken, shrimp, beef, crab cakes etc.

"AHEM HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO SIT THERE WITHOUT INTRODUCING YOURSELVES" There was a voice coming from nowhere... Wait that's impossible, it has to come from somewhere. They obviously didn't know what was happening. They look around. "Umm i-is the tree talking?" Whispered boy 1.

"SILENCE! WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING UNDER THE BEAUTIFUL SHADE OF THE CUP NOODLE TREE?!" It yelled. "We don't know, we just woke up here." said the girl. "Exactly! What she said!" added boy 2.

"Oh yes" he paused for a second. "You kids are going to be the new gods of cup noodles." They. Were. So. Confused. These kids had never been anymore confused in life than they were now. Then again, they had no memories of the past so it was like their life just started. So uhhh. Sorry that was so obvious.

"Alright, let me explain. You guys are going to be the new gods of cup noodles. I mean exactly what I just said. According to your hoodies, the one wearing yellow is the Noodle God, Kaguya, the one wearing Brown is the Soup God, Sora, and the one wearing white is the Cup God, Hide. You have to eat the cup noodles that dropped from this tree if you agree to these terms."

"Kaguya, has a nice ring to it" said Kaguya, the Noodle God. "According to my brain, Sora means sky and it sort of sounds like soup" said Sora, the Soup God. "Hide is plain and simple unlike you guy's names, but seriously the cup god? That's so lame" said Hide, the Cup God. "Well too bad" They all started eating cup noodles. Well, except for Sora, who has already finished, he just sat there not knowing what to do since he already finished his. "U-um I just finished" said Sora.
"Then wait!" barked Hide. "STOP EATING WHILE TALKING!!" yelled Kaguya. Minutes later, they finished eating.

"Follow this path made out of noodles and it you go to the first large building you see. There will be a person to train you to be the best cup noodle gods there's ever been."

"Well then we'll be on our way~" said Kaguya. "What is this? Follow the Yellow Noodle Road from Cup Noodle of Oz?" joked Hide. Kaguya chuckled. "U-uh I didn't get the funny part" muttered Sora.

They walked together like they were friends for a long time even though they just met. Maybe there was something that made them like that.