The Tale of Cup Noodles

Chapter 8: Shower

From their rooms, great view was great. They could see cup noodle shaped houses, skyscrapers, etc. The rooms were actually quite big.

"Wow! So many cute girls" observed Hide looking out the window. "Shut up pervert" barked Kaguya. Sora had nothing to say. Obviously to him, the whole town is basically made out of cup noodles. He didn't know if it was a good or bad thing.  "EVERYONE MEET IN MY ROOM" It was a voice of a child. "Who's yelling?" they all thought. There was no way they would ever even think about that being Tanimoto because he's way too cute to sound like that.
...right?

But it was, I mean he was their teacher anyway.

After minutes of confusion...

"What is it?" asked Kaguya

"YOU ALL MUST GO TAKE A SHOWER AND GO TO SLEEP IMMEDIATELY FOR TOMORROW'S TRAINING" commanded Tanimoto Sensei

"His cute round face with his big adorable eyes and fluffy hair doesn't go with his bratty voice" thought Kaguya

"Um where are we supposed to shower?" asked Sora

"In the hot springs with the cute girls of course!" Hide proudly replied

"I WISH, BUT NO! THERE IS ALREADY A SHOWER IN YOUR ROOMS" Tanimoto answered properly.

He is indeed correct. Since everything was made out of dried noodles they didn't even notice.

"Oh so he's perverted too. Boys these days. Except for Sora that innocent boy knows nothing" thought Kaguya

"ARE YOU GUYS LIKE BLIND OR SOMETHING?!" He shouted

Then Sora said, "Technically no, it's just that you have better vision, or you already knew that there were bathrooms here. That's wh-"

"Shut up nerd!" they all grunted.

"But Sora is actually right this time" Kaguya boasted.

"Yea" Hide added. "It just felt satisfying to say 'shut up nerd' ya know?"

"Yea"

"SHUT UP! YOU ALL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! I'M YOUR TEACHER SO YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!" He lectured. "SO GET GOING NOW!"

"Yea yea (whatever)" they groaned

They all left at the same time thinking something like, "sheesh, so this is what it's like being bossed around by a three year old.