AU Sans Oneshots

UnderSwap!Sans X Lazy Reader

----Lazy Days----

You were walking around Snowdin when you met the skelly bros. You were stopped by the Magnificent Sans. 

"PAPYRUS!?!!? IS THAT A HUMAN?!!?" The lazy skeleton hummed in confirmation but what happened next actually surprised you. He had stars for eyes and was shaking with joy. "MWEHEHEHEHEHE!!!," he exclaimed. You smile a little yourself thinking this skeleton monster was adorable. 

"HUMAN, I THE MAGNIFICENT SANS MUST CAPTURE YOU!" Your smile turns into an unnoticeable frown, you're straight-faced. "Why must you capture me?" The small skeleton is startled by your nonchalant tone, he can hear your hesitation and harshness behind your question. "B-BECAUSE YOU'RE THE LAST HUMAN SOUL WE NEED. AND WHEN I CAPTURE YOU THEN I'LL GET ALL THE FAME AND FRIENDS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!" 

You dryly laugh at Sans before saying, "You're too innocent for your good. I'm not gonna fight back or anything, Nah I'm too lazy for that so why not just take me away already?" You have a sly and tired glint in your eyes that you know makes the taller skeleton uneasy and you notice his eye slightly glow orange.

"WELL SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO COMPLY THEN I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE DUNGEON!" Sans walks up to you with a hop in his step then says, "OH! HOW RUDE OF US, WHAT IS YOUR NAME HUMAN?" You were getting tired from the cold and if you didn't get to whatever place they were taking you, you would pass out for sure in front of them. "The name's (Y/n), it's a pleasure meeting such interesting monsters." You pat Sans on the skull causing a blue blush to radiate off his cheekbones. 

You walk past the small skeleton and put your hand out for the taller skeleton to introduce himself, "I'm Papyrus, it's ice to meet ya." You chuckle at the skeleton's pun but you can tell he's suffering, from what? You'll never know. "Well, it's ice to snow I'm not the only punny person around." You and Papyrus chuckle at the puns while you laugh even harder when you hear Sans groan out of irritation. "HUMAN!!!! NOT YOU TOO!!" You shrug and smirk but failed to notice the slight neon blue blush on his cheekbones.

After countless trials and errors of puzzles, the skeleton bros offered you to stay over at their place. As you arrive you already felt at home noticing the couch. You plop down on the couch and close your eyes letting out a relaxed sigh.

"So kiddo what brings you to the Underground?" You nervously chuckle as an embarrassing blush covers your face. "I wandered off and got lost, then tripped on something and found myself down here. It's quite embarrassing." Papyrus chuckles and pats your head, "don't worry kiddo your secrets are safe with me." You smile up at the tall skeleton thanking him. 

Suddenly, Sans pops out of the kitchen and poses in the doorway. "I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, HAVE MADE MY SPECIAL TACOS!" You smile at the overly excited skeleton and glance up at Papyrus to see he has a nervous sweat going down his skull. Sans goes back into the kitchen and Papyrus whispers, "listen kiddo my bro isn't the best at cooking. So please try to please him by saying his cooking is good." You nod and finally you both head to the kitchen. 

You sit across from Sans who's got stars in his eyes waiting for you to try his taco. You look at the plate in front of you and see that the taco was shining. You push the plate aside and then asked, "What's in the taco?" Sans eyes return to eye lights and he gives you a confused glance before saying, "Well it's a recipe Alphys taught me but I added my special ingredients. What I do is..." 

You find out that half the recipe could've given you serious food poisoning if you ate that. "I'm going to say this as nicely as possible. I can't eat your taco because half of those ingredients you listed off shouldn't even be in food period. But I'm going to teach you how to properly make tacos, okay?" Sans has a shocked look on his face before his whole body started to shake and his eye lights turned to stars.