The Hero of The Three Parthenons

Zeus is on a whole other........drug

'Who are you boy?!Turn around or die!

I did the obvious thing.......I turned and I saw a group of girls wearing silver hunting clothes. The one in front of me with a knife pointed at my throat was obviously the leader but I remember that there was a goddess who led a group just like this but forgot the name.

'You boy' she spat with venom 'are coming with us'

'Uhhhh no' I replied

She pushed the blade against my throat more deeper.

'You dare defy the goddess of hunting!' Artemis shouted (Figured that was her name)

'Yes because.. ' I vanished in purple mist and appeared behind everyone 'I am a full American citizen and have the freedom of speech' I disappeared again appeared 10 feet in the air sitting in a platinum chair 'I speak english so I can't get deported and last but not least I took on all twelve titans and beaten them like stuffed animals' I concluded my speech.

Artemis looked shocked until the seriousness returned but I added 'I swear on the river styx'

Lightning and thunder echoed the sky and what I said was true

Artemis had on a look of shock and disbelief but suddenly she dashed towards me and chained me.

'You are coming with me to Olympus' she stated

Artemis grabbed my neck and we teleported to wherever broke people go.

I appeared in a throne room that had twelve overgrown chairs from Raymour and Flannigan and a brilliant hearth that provided warmth and comfort.

I was centered in the middle of the room while Artemis sat on her throne and shot a silver arrow to the sky and 11 more flashes illuminated the room and there sat the.........

12 Olympians

I decided to illusion out of this so where I was chained I placed a clone of me in chains while the real me was at a dark corner teleporting out of my chains.

Zeus looked at Artemis and said 'Why have you called us here, daughter?'

Artemis pointed at the fake me 'This boy defeated all twelve titans without suffering any damage to himself or to the forest.'

Everyone looked at fake me who couldn't move.

'Wait a second' Zeus said 'If he defeated all twelve titans including my father THEN HE MUST BE DESTROYED!' as the master bolt appeared in his hand.

He threw it at fake me and while that was happening I was above Zeus in my comfy levitator chair watching with amusement.

In my fake me place ashes and broken chains.

'Now that is over...' Zeus started to say

I interrupted naturally 'Are you sure about that?

Zeus jumped out of his throne and fell off while the other gods looked at me with disbelief.

'But you were......destroyed' Artemis stuttered

I rolled my eyes 'You people need to read more often'

Athena actually smiled at that

'That was an illusion of me so the real me can be up here' I explained

Zeus got up and threw his toothpick at me but I just sighed because he was off balance causing his throw to go wide and hit Hera.

She collapsed so I rushed over and extracted the energy of the bolt out of her causing to wake up and look at me with surprise.

'Bruh, you clearly don't respect women so let me give you back all the pain you caused to your wife.' I focused and the energy of the master bolt formed a ultra bolt that glowed with a purple aura and threw it at Zeus which caused him to explode literally. 

'WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!' shouted Ares

'3...2...1' I said and pointed to where Zeus was in his throne looking at me in fear

'So you want me to swear loyalty or we can fight and I will obviously win' I simply said