JOKE 1: WORLDS STRONGEST MAGNET: A BED
JOKE 2: I AM NOBODY. NOBODY IS PERFECT. THEN I AM PERFECT.
JOKE 3: That awkward moment when a 10 year old has better things than you
JOKE 4: Yung moment na kapag dumaan yung crush mo isisigaw ng classmates mo yung pangalan mo.
( the moment your crush passes by and then your classmates shout your name)
JOKE 5: Me: K
Friend: K? K what? K the letter after J and before L?
Me: <ano daw?> ( what?)awkward<
QUOTE 1: FRIENDS ARE THE REASON WHY YOU DONT HAVE FOOD
QUOTE 2: FEAR. Which one are you? Forget Everything And Run or Face Everything And Rise?
QUOTE 3: Be the change you want to see in the world
QUOTE 4: Smile is the best makeup a girl can wear.
QUOTE 5: There is always a rainbow after the rain
*Love Joke 1: Girl: I Love You! ♡♡
Boy:ILoveYou! ♡♡
Girl: Is your space bar destroyed? (Sira ba spacebar mo?)
Boy: No it's like my love for you. I have no space to love someone else (kasi wala akong space para magnahal ng iba eh)
*Love Joke 2(Filipino joke):
Boy: Sana meron tayong chef (I hope we have a chef)
Girl: meron naman ha. Friendchef (Yes, we have. Friendchef)
Boy: hindi. Relationchef (no, a Relationchef)
Move on Quote (Filipino Joke/ Quote) : KAPAG AKO NAKA MOVE ON, HU U KA SA AKIN!! (WEN I AM ABLE TO MOVE ON, WHO ARE YOU TO ME!!)
AN: GUYS SORRY IF THIS IS A FILIPINO BOOK BUT YOU STILL READ IT EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE ANOTHER NATIONALITY. I STILL HOPE YOU LIKE THE ENGLISH ONES.
YOU ARE READING
Jokes and Quotes
RandomThis book is about jokes that may be funny or sad. (Yes, there are sad jokes) and also many Filipino jokes. There are also quotes.
